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Merely Matt

Creator/writer of I Need A Miracle, host of Merely Roleplayers. (Those are podcasts.) He/him.

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Summer's Over And It's Time To Go Back To Work, Ya Bums

Summer's over and it's time to go back to work, ya bums

Opening this week in the Studio

Josh Yard is our guide to Bureautopia and lands beyond, in The Office Party Act 1 — the first of a 5-act actual play of Quest!

Like all our Studio productions, The Office Party is a standalone story — you don't need to be caught up on Merely Roleplayers to jump in here.

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1 year ago
Lindsey Lohan in Mean Girls telling him "It's October 3rd"

just shaking thinking about how long that 80-page Dracula Daily entry is going to be in Re: Dracula. But I also can’t remember exactly what day it happens so one of these mornings I’m going to open the podcast for the new entry and get hit with like a two hour update


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1 year ago

support group to match fans of cruelly cancelled streaming originals with indie audio dramas in need of a loving fandom


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1 year ago

It's my Of The Sword episode! A story told by a wizard blacksmith who thought he'd get to be smug but just ended up making himself sad

"You Cannot Teach A Lesson About Peace At The Point Of A Sword."

"You cannot teach a lesson about peace at the point of a sword."

New episode! Listen to Driving the Point Home here.

Driving the Point Home was written by Matt Boothman and performed by Marcus Rothenberg. Audio editing and sound design by Ezra J. Wayne. Produced by Ezra J. Wayne and Tal Minear. Music is: Bad to Worse - Jon Bjork, Arrival - Edgar Hopp.


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1 year ago
A black and white toned, manga-style comic of one of the scenes from The Locked Tomb series, specifically the Gideon the Ninth book. 
The first panel is open, with two speech bubbles. 
"I challenge the sixth for their keys. I name the time and the time is now," someone says, raising the blade of a weapon. In the below panel, Palamedes Sextus and Camilla Hect look up, glowering, at the figure, bracketed by his legs since he is looking down on them from the table.
The middle panel shows Naberius Tern, who is standing at full height, pointing his rapier down at the two he challenged. From the sides of his panel are four smaller ones - the Fourth, Second, Ninth and Eight house look on in various flavors of shock. While the Fourth and Second don't bother to hide their indignation, the Ninth and Eighth are quietly observing. 
The next panel shows Coronabeth, looking a bit stupefied. “No, you don’t,” she begins to say.
“Yes, he does,” replies Ianthe, who is mirrored in the opposite panel. “You need a facility key, don’t you? Here’s our chance. I suspect we won’t be given a better.”
Judith Deuteros begins to turn to Ianthe, looking grimly alarmed. "You have no cause."
The top panel focuses on Ianthe, still lounging on the chair. “Neither did you, if we’re all being honest with ourselves," she says to Judith. "Sextus was perfectly right.”
The next two panels show Judith and Ianthe, their profiles facing each other as they argue. 
“If you want to cast me as the villain, do it,” says the captain of the Second. “I’m trying to save our lives. You’re giving in to chaos. There are rules, Third.”
“On the contrary,” Ianthe replies, “you’ve amply demonstrated that there are no rules whatsoever. There’s only the challenge … and how it’s answered.”
A small panel shows Gideon glancing over to the twins. Ianthe looks away and glances up at Coronabeth, who has been standing beside her chair, not looking at anyone else. She reaches out a hand to her sister and says, more softly: “This is for you, dear, don’t be picky. This may be the only chance we have. Don’t feel bad, sweetheart—what can you do?”
Corona continues to stare ahead, a bit blankly. A shadow falls over her face. “I can do nothing,” she replies.
Ianthe pulls her in, and they nearly tough foreheads, their hands tangled tightly. 
“Then let’s do this together. I need you," says Ianthe.
“I need you,” echoes her twin.
Another small panel shows Gideon looking back to the Sixths House. Camilla tightens a bandage on her arm, which is already bloodied. "Right," she says. "Second round." Behind her, Palamedes looks panicked and angry all at once. 
Gideon grits her teeth, suppressing a growl. A series of quick panels shows her gripping her sword and sliding her off hand into the knuckle knives. She looks as though she's about to surge forward when Harrow's speech bubble cuts through the panel:
"The Ninth House will represent the Sixth House," she announces. Beside her, Gideon looks a bit startled. Naberius also starts, looking completely confused by the turn of events. Ianthe looks on, not surprised but annoyed. "The plot congeals," she says. "Since when has the Ninth been bosom with the sixth?" she asks. 
Harrow replies: "We aren't." Gideon's mouth begins to stretch into a grin. 
"Then--" continues Ianthe, but she is cut off. 
""
The page is dominated by a single vertical panel, showing both Harrowhark and Gideon, with Gideon standing firmly behind her necromancer, her rapier casually balanced on her shoulder. Her grin is wide, and her eyes shine through, even from behind her shades. In front, Harrow is pulling off her hood, her eyes narrowed. "Death first to the vultures and scavengers," she says. The background has grown dark, and both of the Ninth are lit from underneath, throwing them into rather appropriate spooky shadows.

Harrow's necromantic power includes the ability to create underlighting whenever it's necessary.

Bonus:

A very quick and messy sketch of Gideon and Harrow. Gideon is lifting Harrow up with both arms and hugging her, a big smile on her face. "Thanks for backing me up, my midnight hagette!" she says. Harrow looks like a stick insect heading to a funeral. Her legs are awkwardly kicked up a bit, but she is otherwise stock-straight, and her eyes are wide and staring into the middle distance, though she is also visibly blushing.

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1 year ago

I watched Mystery Men (the 1999 superhero comedy movie starring Ben Stiller) tonight because of the All Star MV and Steve Harwell's passing and it's embarrassing how much this forgotten low budget 90s Schumacher Batman parody where Pee Wee Herman plays a guy with weaponized farts blows every capeshit movie made in the last ten years out of the water in terms of production design, costuming, practical effects, color grading, cinematography, characterization, humor, and generally not sucking ass


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