As A Bisexual, Jonathan Sims Is The Stereotype Defying Representation I Really Need. He Spent Years Pining

as a bisexual, jonathan sims is the stereotype defying representation I really need. he spent years pining after one guy and then immediately eloped. his only non work friend was his ex gf from college. most of his other friends tried to kill him. two of them succeeded. he canonically had noodle arms. his only constant visual descriptor was looking like shit. he regularly fainted from thinking too hard. he was a serial killer. he became god. it was unclear whether he knew any straight people. he's perfect.

"I'm a different bird"

Lord Squak Airavis 🤝 Travis Matagot

lou wilson....playing a bird character....who wears a green long coat.....and is a known scoundrel.......and said "I'm a different bird"........ interesting..............

tabletop rpgs are great because it's homemade dramatic irony! you get to make a little dude and put them in a situation where things will not go well for them, but they don't know that and you do so there's the layer of just going "OHOHO" behind the roleplay

haha bones

With three housemates left, someone had to be the third wheel.

Henry's new companion

Hey Henry. Henners. We know it can't feel great to be up for eviction so close to the end. And we know Malcolm and Jake have been thick as thieves and leaving you all lonesome. But we need to ask. U ok hun?