Kidnapper: I've Got Your Friend.
Kidnapper: I've got your friend.
Remus: Hmm? You mean one of my idiots?
Kidnapper: ...
James (from the background): REMUS? WHO’S ON THE PHONE?
Remus (calling back): A KIDNAPPER!
James (still in another room): WHO DID THEY KIDNAP?
Remus: *sigh* Who is it?
Kidnapper: Uh... Regulus Black?
Remus: Oooo. yeah. no. You don’t have him. He has you. Can you put me on speaker, please?
Kidnapper (utterly confused): Um... sure?
Remus: HAVE FUN, REGGIE! CURFEW IS 10:30, OKAY?
James (running into the room): Wait, they have Reggie?! HI REGGIE, LOVE YOU! HAVE FUN!
Kidnapper : *sobs*
Regulus (filing his nails, sitting in the chair he’s supposed to be tied to, watching everything unfold) : ...
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"It's kind of...wonky. Like the line breaks off a bit," Remus mumbled, squinting his eyes to get a closer look at his own hand.
"A broken Love Line," Sirius read out of his Divination Book steadily, "means that you may have a huge, unrequited crush, or the love of your life may let you down in some devastating way."
All four boys stared at Remus in silence as he gazed at his palm, face reddening. Fuck, that was too accurate. No way was he about to admit to his obviously unrequited feelings for Sirius.
Clearing his throat a bit, James chuckled awkwardly. "Divination's a wooly subject anyways, Moons. I mean, my life line's really short, and I'm not going anywhere!"
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