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theres the regulus black i fell in love with

Some Reggie sketches.. trying to figure out what he looks like in my head is tougher than I thought it’d be, but I accept the challenge (no one challenged me)

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

Kidnapper: I've got your friend.

Remus: Hmm? You mean one of my idiots?

Kidnapper: ...

James (from the background): REMUS? WHO’S ON THE PHONE?

Remus (calling back): A KIDNAPPER!

James (still in another room): WHO DID THEY KIDNAP?

Remus: *sigh* Who is it?

Kidnapper: Uh... Regulus Black?

Remus: Oooo. yeah. no. You don’t have him. He has you. Can you put me on speaker, please?

Kidnapper (utterly confused): Um... sure?

Remus: HAVE FUN, REGGIE! CURFEW IS 10:30, OKAY?

James (running into the room): Wait, they have Reggie?! HI REGGIE, LOVE YOU! HAVE FUN!

Kidnapper : *sobs*

Regulus (filing his nails, sitting in the chair he’s supposed to be tied to, watching everything unfold) : ...

YES SOMEONE ELSE YES YES YES YES

i fear arctic monkeys are so james potter

sobbing

Divination - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 138

"It's kind of...wonky. Like the line breaks off a bit," Remus mumbled, squinting his eyes to get a closer look at his own hand.

"A broken Love Line," Sirius read out of his Divination Book steadily, "means that you may have a huge, unrequited crush, or the love of your life may let you down in some devastating way."

All four boys stared at Remus in silence as he gazed at his palm, face reddening. Fuck, that was too accurate. No way was he about to admit to his obviously unrequited feelings for Sirius.

Clearing his throat a bit, James chuckled awkwardly. "Divination's a wooly subject anyways, Moons. I mean, my life line's really short, and I'm not going anywhere!"

But Remus couldn't help but feel a sense of foreboding as he smiled weakly back at his friend.

Sirius ’Tomorrow's garbage day’ and

Regulus ’I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you’ Black

i walk onto the stage and with the most confidence i have ever exerted in my life, "Sirius Black was actually the one who came up with 'save a horse, ride a cowboy' when trying to hook up with Remus" i say into the mic.

as expected, they cheer. in the front row stands the legend himself: southern Remus John Lupin. slow clapping.

Drunk James

Getting ready🎃

They can only agree on one (1) thing:

Bart: you don't want Regulus to die

Barty: and i don't want Regulus to die

Barty: so now we gotta make sure Regulus doesn't want Regulus to die.

Sirius: fantastic plan but have you met Regulus

crying omg

Fame au Jegulus who were forced apart when their labels found out they were together and never got to talk it through and have closure so they spend years pining. James fades into the background because he's pissed at the industry and ends up joining Remus, Peter, and Sirius at their small cafe/bookshop. Regulus stays with his label and stays in the spotlight. His next album is a breakup album and he wants to talk to James but knows he can't do so in person or make it obvious who the ex is. So instead he makes the album cover his headshot with antlers projected onto the backdrop. He makes the antlers a key part of his musical persona knowing James will recognise it as a symbol for him. The label catch on but it's become such a big part of his persona that they can't possibly force him to stop it.

The fans catch on to the motif quickly and start to copy him, wearing antler headbands to tours and freaking out whenever he takes a pair from an audience member for a certain song he wrote immediately after they were forced apart. Even when they can't speak, he's talking to James, letting him know he remembers him and loves him still. And by wearing the antlers to every damn show, the entire world is chanting the same thing even if they don't know it.

My genuine reaction everything you post

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I just looked at this again and realized you literally put my blog on the screen and I'm dying this is so funny

Arabella by the arctic monkeys, except james wrote it about regulus black

Road Files: Trans-Allegheny Asylum

crying

My favorite Conan song with my 2 favorite boys 😤🙏 @conangray-marauders-fest

these songs are forever associated with them now

Regulus “Killer Queen” Black and James “Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy” Potter

no

rereading choices is definitely a choice i am making 😁 (ive read chapters 1-3 and have cried 6 times. i am weak)

rereading choices is definitely a choice i am making 😁 (ive read chapters 1-3 and have cried 6 times. i am weak)

Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don’t want you around him. End. Of. Story.

James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don’t you give me one more-

*door is slammed in his face*

i actually love the black brothers so much i don’t think you understand

there arent enough words to describe the pain im currently in bc like what the fuck.

no seriously what the fuck.

I was not in the mood to get my day ruined like what the fuck.

“cunt” “cunt” “cunt” i say slowly into the mirror then all of a sudden sirius black and barty crouch jr appear behind me

the teeth chatters alone would make their british teeth fall out

One ride on an American school bus would kill most of the marauders

James Potter is the kind of guy to send a thumbs up emoji after sexting.