No Nut November

no nut november

PAIRING ▸ enhypen hyung line x fem!reader 

GENRES ▸ social media au (smau), smut, crack, fluff, established relationship au, friends to lovers, friends with benefits au, fuckboy/fuckgirl au, college au

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, sexual jokes, sexual content, sexting kinda, horny-repressing hyung line makes mc sound like she has the hormones of a middle school boy, ft. jeongin, ryujin, taehyun, and park jisung

SUMMARY ▸ four men suppressing their carnal instincts for thirty days doesn’t sound plausible, but it’s no nut november, so victory is crucial. yet, there’s only one obstacle keeping lee heeseung, park jongseong, sim jaeyun, and park sunghoon from their prize: you. game on, boys.

TAG LIST ▸ at the bottom (send me an ask here if you’d like to be added!)

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ hello !! this isn’t like written-out smut so the warning may sound sort of odd for a smau?? but i hope y’all enjoy !! ♡ this is a “choose your own route” kind of smau, so you don’t have to read in order :’) ALSO please read on mobile because links aren’t working on web for some reason :(

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summary — talking to your crush can be hard, especially if you have two roommates following (and secretly judging) every step you take. but hoseok decided to take the risk, after all it's no better to be safe than sorry.

pairing — hoseok x yn

genre — fluff, maybe angst (because what's an au without dramA)

warnings — two dumbasses becoming friends, a really passive aggressive yoongi

note — this au will have some spanish slang (with english translations in case you need them)

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preview

profiles

uno — the puppet master

dos — cats are superior.

tres — what's breakfast?

cuatro — the roomie jar

cinco — let's do this

seis — children, calm down

siete — we friends now

ocho — butterflies

nueve — cute

diez — hobito (1) my idiotic friend (2)

once — ¿y este quien es?

doce — (un)lucky

trece — u r my star

catorce — because I'm civilized

quince — no prob. no biggy

dieciséis — sopaipillas

diecisiete — mi favorita

dieciocho — do not open the door

diecinueve — what a silly question

veinte — you're not my dad

extra — the date

veintiuno — today's lesson

veintidos — YN IS A CHILD

veintitres — easier said than done

veinticuatro — we raised you better than this

veinticinco — plans equals date

veintiseis (a) — the d-word

veintiseis (b) — having friends is nice

veintisiete — not a morning person

veintiocho — judges you in spanish

veintinueve — i love him deeply

treinta — epilogue

jungwoo as your boyfriend | smau

masterlist

a/n: aaah my first post hope you guys enjoy 😁

Diary of a Homewrecker Masterlist

SYNOPSIS:

Sunghoon has never been in a relationship. Which is honestly surprising considering he’s the most handsome man at HYBE University (self proclaimed of course). So when a rumour starts going around campus that he’s in a relationship with your best friend Ningning - he aims to clear it up as quickly as possible. Because let’s just say she’s not the one he’s pining for.

OR

Amidst a dating rumour that’s driving the school wild, Sunghoon’s friends attempt to hook him up with his longtime crush, Y/n. But the poor guy is just too awkward for his own good. And how can you find love with the shy ice prince when the entire school has you deemed as a homewrecker?

PAIRING: sunghoon x gn!reader

GENRE: collegeAU, social mediaAU, fluff, possible angst (light), possible suggestive, cursing, attempted humour, jokes about sex, death, mental health, etc. Basically gen z humour at it’s finest :) Ft. Enhypen members, Itzy Yuna, Aespa Ningning, TXT Soobin, more added..

STARTED: 22/08/22

FINISHED: ???

STATUS: Ongoing (random updates)

PROFILES:

Swaggers Support Group | The Slayhouse

CHAPTERS:

01 - Mrs Nishimura is punching the air

02 - Sunoo vs the Hets

03 - Bring your kid to work day

04 - Mom Senses | 0.6k words

05 - Wtf is a Ninghoon?

06 - Lying is a sin

07 - The n word (nepotism)

08 - Is that the lesbian flag?

09 - Workplace Harrassment | 0.8k words

10 - I Love My Fans

11 - Delete Yourself

12 - Sister Sunoo and the Church of Heesus

13 - Penis Cookies

14 - God… It’s Brutal Out Here

15 - Attack of the Simps

16 - Operation Side Piece

17 - Top 10 Anime Betrayals | 1.3k words

18 - Beta Energy

19 - Omg I love the fault in our stars

20 - Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss | 1.5k words

21 - Yuna MILF Hunter

22 - Master Jake

23 - I Like You A Latte | 2.1k words

24 - Daddy’s Discord Kitten

25 - This is why we can’t have nice things | 2.0k words

26 - Heartbreak Anniversary

27 - Gay Cow

28 - Soobin Sus

29 - Wikihow: How to kidnap a hedgehog | 1.6k words

TAG LIST (open): @msxflower @oddeonu @sukunasrealgf @diestheticu @shwizhies @lokideadontheinside @lilactangerine @kang-yeosangs-initials @dxlicateee @arizejkt19 @ramenais @luvkait @kyutiepeachy @cass1814 @cloverscloud @itssmila-fics @kim-liv @mxshimoo @bokuto-kinnie @hoonfever @mutlishipperfangirl @yenqa @zi-ever @iloveoceaneyesss @flwrsforriki @judeduartewannabe

ΒLUΣ MΩΩΠ ☾

𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻  ☾

volleyball player!haechan x dancer!oc

summary. - in honour of the blue moon this year, the student parliament decided to hold a blue moon gala for the school. along with that, they created an activity. you pay $1.50 for either a lock or key. each lock and key have a pair with the opposite pendant (you would know if they were your partner if the key can unlock the lock). the person you pair with is your partner for the gala. mina thinks it’s fucking stupid. donghyuck, well—he’s always looking for some excitement in his life—but deep down he just wants someone who doesn’t like him for just his reputation.

genre. - smau, crack, fluff, high school au

status. - ongoing

disclaimers. - mark, 00s and the girls are all the same age (grade 12), while chenji are also the same age (grade 11)

a/n. - got ideas for this so why not KDSJHSDKFJ

taglist. - taglist???? maybe??? idk man just lemme know 😫

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- profiles pt.1 ☾ — the girlz

- profiles pt.2 ☾ — the boys™️ pt.1

- profiles pt.3 ☾ — the boys™️ pt.2

- 01. ☾ — work in progress

- 02. ☾ — piss on the court

- 03. ☾ — “GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME”

- 04. ☾ — untouchable

- 05. ☾ — just a bunch of shirtless dudes standing there shirtless

- 06. ☾ — the girl who comes to every game

- 07. ☾ — thick skull

- 08. ☾ — mutual friend

- 09. ☾ — 5head moment

- 10. ☾ — stay strong y’all

- 11. ☾ — hillary clinton?

- 12. ☾ — don’t let history repeat itself

- 13. ☾ — worst nightmare

- 14. ☾ — not like you people

- 15. ☾ — “donghyuck is toxic, pass it on”

- 16. ☾ — if the math is mathing

- 17. ☾ — special mayonnaise

- 18. ☾ — “celine, you actual fucking dumbass-”

- 19. ☾ — tough one to crack

- 20. ☾ — ego check

- 21. ☾ — ez sweep

- 22. ☾ — ”.. ever heard of dms u fucking boomer”

- 23. ☾ — the last thing i would ever do

- 24. ☾ — the boys™ are just a bunch of degenerates

- 25. ☾ — the h in haechan stands for hopeless

- 26. ☾ — nuisance

- 27. ☾ — caught yo ass in 4k

- 28. ☾ — it’s been a while

- 29. ☾ — “sheesh o0o record for u huh”

- 30. ☾ — explain urself

- 31. ☾ — built different

- 32. ☾ — bit of a predicament

- 33. ☾ — full attention

- 34. ☾ — haechan: h- [GUNSHOT]

The Journal Masterlist

✧main masterlist✧

dm to be added to taglist

Status: Completed

Lee Minho x Reader

When y/n loses her most prize possession, what are the chances of her high school ex finding it? Apparently, suprisingly high.

profiles 1 | profiles 2

1. lost journal

2. a favor

3. sell your soul

4. lunch

5. winter

6. be safe

7. i’m not that bad

8. the winter fair

9. to all the boys i’ve love before

10. dogs

11. party

12. snowww!

13. night in

14. just for a little

15. surprise date

16. meeting

17. tired baby

18. Bun

19. He’s alive!!

20. clown girl shit

21. a confession

22. poor baby

23. big baby

24. late night

25. after party

fin.