Time To Say Goodbye

“Time To Say Goodbye”

Leo Omg so mee

the signs as the signs

Aries: Aries

Taurus: Taurus

Gemini: Gemini

Cancer: Cancer

Leo: Leo

Virgo: Virgo

Libra: Libra

Scorpio: Scorpio

Sagittarius: Sagittarius

Capricorn: Capricorn

Aquarius: Aquarius

Pisces: Pisces

I’m crying.

How To Guess Someone’s Sign

(based on appearance/ rising sign, dominant sign,dominant planets and planets in the first house will also have an effect on the appearance)  

ARIES: 

Has a well formed. angular bone structure and an admirable jawline  Eyebrows are arched and can often be thick The eyes look sharp (though they can really pull off the puppy dog eyes) The nose is prominent  Ruddy complexion and sensitive skin Will usually sport an athletic body   Rather tall Hair may have a red undertone

TAURUS:

Big doe eyes EXTREMELY pinchable cheeks Youthful and earthy appearance Usually of average height and build, the face is usually square Curly hair Short neck Broad forehead Their aura is very calming  They carry themselves in a very elegant manner

GEMINI:

Average to just above average height, slender body and long limbs When they smile their cheeks raise and create little balls (so cute) Beautiful long eye lashes Piercing eyes Chiseled jaws Sometimes have cleft chins They walk as if on air

CANCER:

Moon shaped eyes that often look very sad Round face  Small noses that turn upwards Women can often have prominent breasts Broad shoulders The energy surrounding them is often that of some sort of emotional turmoil

LEO:

Hair is voluminous, thick and shiny  The face shape could be described as that of a lion Usually slim Moves in an elegant manner Teeth are large Appearance stays youthful as they continue to age A warm, nurturing aura Surrounded by an air of confidence and control

VIRGO:

Fine, elegant features Their eyes show just how grounded they are The mouth is small and sensual The hair is big and well taken care of Tends to appear younger than actually is Graceful body

LIBRA:

Serene and calm beauty Venusian type of body even if slim they can look plump  Glowing skin Hella good hair Heart shaped face Great taste in clothes Gentle aura that demands attention

SCORPIO:

Prominent nose, can be Roman They have an amazing profile Eyes are sharp and dark even if they’re blue or green, it’s as if they can see all of your darkest secrets (they probably do though) Usually found wearing black If you see them smiling then it’s real Dusky complexion Dark silky hair Long fingers

SAGITTARIUS:

Tall with long limbs Big teeth Eyes sparkle with curiosity Slim but can easily put on weight later in life Their face is long similar to that of a horse They are a bit clumsy

CAPRICORN:

Resting bitch face Amazing bone structure  High cheekbones  Prominent collarbones  Sensitive skin Appears uptight and sad 

AQUARIUS:

Dreamy eyes often light in color Attractive profile especially from the side Strong legs Good skin Their voice is calm and pleasing to the ear Beautiful big smiles An air of eccentricity 

PISCES:

Ethereal presence The eyes are soft it’s as if their lost in a whole other world Graceful and soft bodies Charming laugh  Lovely smiles Feet are often tiny OR big

Get out.

So... I made a pun

My aunt asked my mom, sister and I to go to a Rascal Flatts concert. Granted I don’t like this type of music, I still like to spend time with my family. Somewhere between the opening act and the main concert I had to go to the bathroom. In the stall, about 3 or 4 stalls down, this man starts to fart. Loudly. He farts for about 30 seconds straight without losing volume. About the time he finished I yelled out “WELL SOMEONE CAN’T HOLD THEIR RASCAL FLATULENCE ”

Masturbating over a yellow tooth

Someone somewhere is probably...

Crying over the fact that nothing rhymes with orange.

Like honestly if you think about, you can just think of the most bizarre thing and someone somewhere is probably doing it. Pls reblog w what u think someone could be doing 😂 this could be funny (SO DONT MAKE IT SAD OR WEIRD OR SEXUAL OR SCARY K THX BYE)