midsummersnightbite - she speaks the bullshit
midsummersnightbite
she speaks the bullshit

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Guillermo De La Cruz Is Literally THE Most Character Of All Time. Hes Gay. Hes Latino. Hes Fat. Hes Badass.

guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes sexy. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy

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