THE DESERVED BETTER LIST- Kli (The Hobbit)

THE “DESERVED BETTER“ LIST - Kíli (The Hobbit)

OH MY GOD IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE

hi there! i have a request from the hobbit <3

how about a kili x reader (gender neutral preferred, but afab is okay) in which he’s training Y/N during the quest and their flirty fighting turns to more as feelings develop between them? i was thinking it could use a prompt like this:

“If someone proves too troublesome, you can always, y’know, stab them.”

“Stab them?”

“Politely.”

Gandalf has made them the burglar versus Bilbo in this situation, but you could maybe keep Bilbo as the map-reader or such? up to you

absolutely, thank you for the request! gn!reader x kili (TH), fluff, tw for small wound

“I don’t need to be trained, you moron.”

“Maybe you don’t, but wizard’s orders. Nothing I can do.”

“Can’t I train with someone else? Why does it have to be you?”

“Rude. And everyone else is busy, I suppose. Take this!”

Suddenly, a sword flew through the air and you caught it clumsily. The tip of it managed to make a small scratch in your leg, but it was barely anything.

“Now, first lesson of sword fighting.”

Kili was walking over towards you with a sword of his own and he held it steadily with both hands.

“Defense is key. If you can’t block an attack, you’ll be dead before you can make one of your own.”

“Got it.”

You rolled your eyes. You may have been a simple hobbit, but that much was basic logic even to you.

Suddenly, Kili’s sword moved as he made an attack at you, which you blocked. You’d never handled a sword before, so you impressed yourself with your apparent talent.

After a few more swings of his sword, and you blocking each one, you felt your back hit a tree which ruined your focus. Kili took this opportunity to render you weaponless, as he struck the sword from your hand.

It flew off in a nice bow before hitting the forest ground with a thud. You sighed as you walked over to pick it up and you could have sworn you heard the dwarf chuckle behind your back.

“Alright, good job. Lesson two, actually attacking. There’s a few ways to do that, but the easiest is probably..”

Your mind wandered off as he rambled about swinging techniques and stabbing angles. You were growing bored, when you suddenly swung the sword at the talking dwarf.

He quickly tried to block it, but the force of the attack managed to disarm him this time. You held up the sword towards him as he was forced to take a step back, making him stumble and fall on the uneven ground.

You held the sword to his throat, not close enough to hurt him, but close enough to render him powerless. He looked to the sword at his neck, before looking up at you with a cheeky smirk.

“Maybe you were right in that you don’t need training..”

“Of course I was.”

You stared down at him with flames in your eyes. The dwarf could feel his face heating up, but luckily for him, he did not blush easily.

You snickered as you kneeled over him.

“So does that mean you surrender?”

“Do I have a choice, burglar?”

You drew the sword away as you reached your hand forward to pull him up. As he grabbed it, he pulled you down. Suddenly, you were lying with your back to the ground, your sword in his hand by your neck.

Kili’s voice was dark and taunting.

“Lesson three. Never, ever let your guard down in a fight.”

You swore as you sat up and he laughed loudly, before you suddenly flinched in agony. A horrible sting had appeared in your calf. You quickly grabbed onto it as your face was twisted in pain.

“What? What is it, what’s wrong?”

His smile dropped when he saw you clutch your leg, and he picked you up from the ground and led you to the campfire with his arm around you torso.

Bilbo was the best at wounds, so Kili quickly called him over to take a look at you. The scratch was small, but it was bleeding a lot, so the hobbit hurriedly cleaned and bandaged it.

Later that night, you were sitting by Kili’s side as the company ate around the fire. The other dwarves were talking and laughing but the one next to you seemed oddly quiet.

“What’s on your mind, huh?”

You spoke kindly, not knowing what kind of mood he was in. It looked as if you had shaken him from a thought, because he flinched slightly and looked at you.

“Oh, nothing. I was just thinking..”

”Yeah?”

”My sword was nowhere near your leg at any point, so how did it scratch you?”

The worry was still apparent in his eyes, along with something else.

“Oh, that.”

You laughed loudly which causes his face to twist in confusion.

“I think I actually did that myself..”

Kili tried to hide a grin as he put his hand over his mouth. It was obvious that this was not one of the explanations he had come up with.

“Soo, I guess you’ll have to keep training me.”

You rolled your eyes playfully as you punched his arm.

“I guess so,” he laughed. “And that way, if someone turns out to be trouble, you can simply stab them.”

“Stab them?”

You asked, as you raised one of your eyebrows in question.

“Yeah, stab them. Politely, of course.”

You could have almost sworn you saw the cheeks of the dark haired dwarf next to you glow red as he continued talking, but you couldn’t be sure in the dim light from the fire.

All of a sudden, he realised you were staring at him, and he got quiet and looked away.

bought the silly checkmark thing for the irony of it all, feeling empty <3

billy boyd’s voice literally makes me cry every time when i hear “the last goodbye” OH MY GOD MY HEART HURTS

love me, love me not.

hawks x reader // sexual mentions, relationship issues.

working alongside the no. 2 hero had its perks and flaws. Perks? You get to work alongside the hottest hero out there. You get more spotlight. More fame. More money, oh and let’s not get started on the edits your fans made of the both of you.

Flaws? You have to put up with his annoying, snarky comments. The ones that send a tingle up your spine. Like the cold air hitting your back as your dress becomes unzipped. The love bites leaving a wet spot on your neck. Fully exposed. That’s just it. Fully exposed to the public. Fully exposed to more drama, more critics, more questions. Your lips fully exposed to curl into a smile when you hear his laugh recite in your mind. Fully exposed to fall for him. Fully exposed in front of him.

You hated how it always went back and fourth. Profesional to Personal. Back and fourth to both. It was the way you didn’t exist one day and were the only thing that existed the next. His voice telling you how beautiful you are, then saying it’s not right. Fuck make up your mind! You knew it was wrong, but god it felt so right.

“You know I’m a piece of shit, right?” Hawks leaned against the doorway, his arms crossed.

“Yeah I’m aware.” You said back.

you heard him chuckle a bit before the sound of his footsteps approached you. “And you want to be with me?”

“Yes..”

“Y/n.”

“You.. don’t want to be with me.” He said, assurance in his tone. “Maybe you just don’t want to be with me.” you said back

“I never said that.”

“You act like it.”

His eyes fell to the surroundings around you, adjusting his positioning. “You know how risky it is”

“You know how risky sleeping with me is and yet you did it anyways.” you sternly replied, sick and tired of his games.

He sighed, stepping forward to a now more closer position. His eyes towered above you as you looked at him with a strict demeanor.

“You won’t let this go, huh?”

“Do you love me, Keigo ?” God you were pissed. His snarky face didn’t help your frustration either.

“Y/n-”

“Or do you just love fucking me?”

His smirk dropped from his face, let out by a scoff.

“Of course I love you.”

“Then prove it.”

He scoffed a smile before it fading rather quickly. The shine in his eyes glossed, focusing back from your lips to your eyes. His look depended as you felt your heart skip slightly.

“Well how do you want me to do that?” he asked. his tone almost making u lose ur composure. It felt so convincing. Maybe because it was real.

“be with me.” You said, a hint of desperation in your voice.

“You don’t know how bad I want to…” his expression softened to sincere.

“Then do it ”

“You know i can’t baby. ” He breathed out, slightly shaking his head. His eyes held a hint of guilt as he looked away from yours.

“why..?” You felt a burn in your chest. The numerous emotions you felt stung like a forest fire, spreading with every one that hit you. He repositioned himself sighing out from breaking the tension that held you both captive.

“You belong with someone better.” He spat out. It fell quiet for a split second before he said “Someone who can actually treat you right.”

“Keigo, I only want you.”

“Y/n- It puts you in even more danger.”

“I don’t care.”

“The HPSC would kill me.”

“I don’t care!”

Though your face remained fierce and stern, your eyes stung with tears, their presence making itself more known as keigo’s gaze softened at the sight.

“I just.. want.. you.”

Keigo fell silent, his mind filling with different thoughts. Thoughts of all the worry’s, the dangers, the reactions, but also the happiness, the desperation, the connection, the click.

his eyes met yours, his mind determining on how he should react. What would be the best for you? But then again, what would be the best for us? Its that selfish desire you both had to just say fuck it and be together, not caring about anything else. Not caring about what the HPSC has to say, what anyone has to say. Not caring about the responsiblities you both had. fuck is it tempting. Just to say screw it all and care about only you.

“I do too..” he said softly, looking down at your lips. His mind analyzed his situation, his choices, what he should do. He chuckled a bit, before his eyes centered back to yours. “Fuck them.” You looked back at him, determined.

“You’re right,” Keigo’s face got closer to yours. His lips grazing yours.

“Fuck them.”

should i do fun little headcanons for the durin brothers? fíli and kíli are all that’s on my mind lately