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Why so quiet? (A txt sickfic)

Sickie: Beomgyu

Caretaker: Ot4

Emeto᯾mentions of vom!t᯾

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Beomgyu wasn't feeling well. To be honest not feeling well was an understatement,he felt horrible. He had drank the last of the milk this morning and now it was sitting uncomfortably in his stomach. It has probably gone off, and now he was stuck in dance practice which didn't help.

The speakers blasted the chorus of new rules. The dance was already super hard but if you were feeling sick it was even harder. With each move Beomgyu felt his stomach flip. Warm, bitter liquid kept crawling up his throat but he swallowed every time. There was no way he wanted to be sick on the floor.In fact he didn't want to be sick at all.

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The boys had taken a 10 minute break. They were all sat on a bench at the back of the room talking and joking around. Well everyone except Beomgyu,he was too busy rubbing that pressure point on your wrist that's supposed to stop nausea. "Your awfully quiet today. Are you okay?" Yeonjun says leaning forward to look at beomgyu.

"I feel sick" the younger moans before lying his head on the person next to hims lap. Which happened to be Soobin. "You do look really pale hyung" Kai says his voice laced with worry. "And you feel pretty warm, does anything h-"That's all Soobin can say before Beomgyu gets off his lap and runs to the bathroom.

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"Huugrh" A mouthful of bitter white liquid enters the sink,Beomgyu was so ill he couldn't make it to the toilet. Beomgyu doesn't think he's ever felt so bad before. The door to the bathroom swings open and Yeonjun and Taehyun walk. "Awe baby" Taehyun cooes putting a gentle hand on ailing man's back.

"What's got you so sick gyu?" Yeonjun asks sympathetically. "I think it was the milk I had this morning. I.." He winces at a sudden sharp pain. " I think it went bad". "Definitely. I'm sorry you feel so bad honey " "Me too. Let's go home and take care of you there okay?"

"I'll get the others okay" Taehyun speaks before leaving the room. "Hyung..?"Beomgyu says softly. "What's wrong gyu?" Yeonjun says concerned. "I'm never drinking milk again.." "Oh Beomgyu" The two both burst out laughing.

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A List of VLive (and a few additional) Occurences

(If any of the links don’t work, just send me an ask/dm me which ones aren’t working and I’ll look into it, but they should all be fine!) 

In Jungook’s 161129 VLive around the 27 minute mark, he interrupts himself by burping and then apologizes before carrying on (“I keep burping, sorry.”)

In RM’s - MAP OF THE SOUL : PERSONA Behind around the 30 minute mark, Namjoon burps (you could actually hear that shit if you listen closely, and if your volume is high enough you can ever so vaguely hear Jungkook in the above one listed for him, too), “Sorry, it’s the soft drink.” 

In Taehyung’s 170623 BTS LIVE: 김태형과 함께하는 고민상단고  around the 16 minute mark, Tae makes the most ridiculous faces as he tries (and fails) to burp, announcing “I drank a lot of cola.” 

Jin’s 180905 Live has him burping and talking about how water upsets his stomach and how it drives him crazy, ends that section of his rant with “anyway, now for a question that’s not about my digestive system…” (I’d put direct time marks but it’s a shorter live anyway and it’s sorta sprinkled about if I remember correctly)

Umm, if you would really like individual time marks for it I can post them, but the entirety of the 180907 (haha it was posted on my birthdayyyy~) BTS Live: 오랜만이죠?! has multiple events sprinkled through them…at one point Hobi comes in to steal chicken, burp, and leave, and that’s it (I think it’s this one)…Jimin only mentions it once, he burps and gets all embarrassed at one point and Jin comforts him by talking about his own bad stomach on his last live (mentioned above), but beyond what’s mentioned he sorta looks like he’s trying not to burp for the second half of it if I’m being honest, but that might just be me. Jin also mentions that spicy food gives him “side effects in the toilet the next morning.” This is all around a fun one to watch. Jimin and Jin are an interesting pair, hahaha. 

In Hoseok and Yoongi’s 170622 BTS Live : 화개장터 솝 꿀피부를 부탁해 at the 18 minute mark Hoseok reveals that he gets a stomach ache when he doesn’t eat and literally two seconds (okay, a minute) later Yoongi hums an agreement and then interrupts himself by burping. And then Hoseok finds it absolutely fucking hilarious and comments that it’s only natural while Yoongi makes it metaphorical and poetic. In Namjoon’s 170625 BTS Live : RM, he gives himself a little speech on not burping (with weird counterproductive movements; isn’t patting your chest meant to help you burp, Namjoon? Jeez) around the 13 minute mark, then he says “I shouldn’t drink coke” before drinking more coke. His 148 IQ at its finest. 

I feel like I’m forgetting something, but these are all of the ones that come to mind…oh, and there’s that clip from that one VLive that comes up if you google “Jungkook farting” where people have been debating on if a noise that happened was his ass or the chair his ass was on. 

I’ll also drop a few other non-vlive related things I’ve stumbled across: In this video, Hoseok and Taehyung both laugh over Taehyung having a bad stomach ache (and, based on context, the runs) at about the 17 minute mark. And in one of Tae’s old logs he talks about being stuck in the bathroom for three hours with a horrible stomach ache after eating too much food truck junk. The last thing I have on the topic of diarrhea is Yoongi discussing his appendicitis, which you’ll find a source for just by googling “Yoongi’s appendicitis” lololol, he essentially just says “while promoting in Japan, I woke up with a really bad stomach ache. I thought I just had diarrhea, but nothing came out” before giving vague details on the hospital trip and the flight from Japan to Korea with a burst appendix. 

And here’s a link to with Jungkook either hugging his stomach or handling back pain (I’ve heard both, I don’t think anyone knows exactly what was going on here.)

And, for those of you who like emeto, I’d highly suggest going through all of the endplates in Rookie King because there are quite a few moments with gagging type of reactions and stuff (they eat gross shit, so. One time, I think it’s in episode two, whichever one where he had his face painted like Jigsaw, he gagged in the middle of talking and lurched off cam for a sec before laughing it off. And then we obviously can’t forget about Jungkook hugging his stomach after eating that hot sorbet.)

If anyone has anything to add on, feel free! Of course, beyond all of these, there’s also the clips/screenshots from BV season 4 that are going around, the ones from that one Run BTS episode where Yoongi (and Jimin, I think) were complaining of nausea, screenshots from the behind-the-scenes thing where Yoongi talks about airsickness and Jimin talks about carsickness, and then there’s Jungkook’s vomiting scene in the BS&T Japanese MV that I’m sure everyone already knows about.

Some things about me~

My pronouns are she/her

Straight

I love emeto but have emetophobia ;~;

I'm Ot7 biased but I have a special thing for kookie <3

Total sickfic junkie

I know this sounds a bit weird but like I wanna be a caretaker to one of my friends if they feel sick(if that makes sense?

Also my wattpad is cowboyjeon and I have bts sickfics there :)

Can someone please tell me how to do the ask me anything thing on mobile. Cause I do not know :| 😗💗

Just a stomach ache?

Sickie: Jungkook

Caretaker:Seokjin and Namjoon

TW:emeto, mentions of vom!t, blood medical inaccuracy.

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It was night time in the Bangtan dorms and everyone excluding Jungkook was fast asleep. You see, the group went out for dinner earlier and the youngest hadn't been feeling that well before they left. He didn't tell anybody because he thought it was just a simple tummy ache but now he's he's rethinking things.

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Namjoon POV:

I'm awoken by the sound of knocking on me and Jin-hyungs bedroom door. I open it to see Jungkook standing there with a hand firmly placed on his stomach. "ngh Joonie-hyung I don't feel good" Jungkook never says when he's feeling sick.. He must be feeling really bad. "What hurts Kooks?" "My stomach hurts.. So bad" he whinces doubling over. Shit. I think I'm gonna need Jin for this. Luckily he's already in his way over to us. I guess we woke him up..

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End of POV

"What are you guys doing up at this hour of the night , Seokjin yawns before looking over a jk, Whoa jk you okay?" Jungkook opens his mouth to speak but instead of words let's out an involuntary whimper. "He's got a bad stomach ache" "Aigoo come here kookie" Jin and Namjoon guide Jungkook to Joons bed and helps him sit down.

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Namjoon places the back of his hand on the younger mans forehead. He was burning up and was pale in the face. "He has a fever" Namjoon sighs. "That's not good.. do you think we should take him to the the hospital" "mgh no hospital."Jungkook pouts before lurching forward and throwing up a small amount of blood. "Jin call an ambulance!"

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Jungkook was rushed to the hospital, a doctor checked him and told Namjoon and Seokjin that Jk had appendicitis and needed and appendectomy. The doctors said joon and jin did the right thing of jungkook to the hospital as it was just about to burst.

<<<After the surgery>>>

"How are you feeling buddy?" Seokjin asks softly. "Way better now" Jungkook answers "I'm glad jk. You gave us a real shock there you know" Namjoon says patting Kooks head. "Sorry hyungs.. love you" " love you too kookie" Namjin both say in unison.

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Yeah so this is my first tumblr sickfic hope you like:)