Mildlybizarrecorvid - Foolishness

People don't care about gorillas anymore

Used to be you could throw one at a superhero and just print money

Where's the gorilla passion

Did the fucking chimps take it

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(Let's salvage this)

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One time I was chatting with some folks through the internet. As ya do.

When one of them said 'happy birthday!'

To which I responded 'who told you?!'

And then he went 'wait it's actually your birthday? That was a joke'

And that's how some internet folks found out my birthday once.

Officially stating it here: Lolbit's the best. You can disagree all ya want, because this is a wholly subjective matter.

But Lolbit's still the best...

4th wall breaker

im a corvid too...... are you part of the skittle squad or are you just some guy

I'm unfamiliar with the skittle squad, so I guess I'm just some person