Wait Do They Not Do That If You Support Their Feet? All I Knew Was That It Was A Gyroscope Type Thing

Wait do they not do that if you support their feet? All I knew was that it was a gyroscope type thing and that it's why pigeons walk like that

picks u up and holds u like a chicken

(this is assuming you are in fact a corvid.)

Moves my head so as to maintain stasis no matter the small movements of your feeble, unstable grip

Until around three thousand years ago, the Spanish island of Mallorca was home to pygmy goats now thought to be cold blooded. This was possible because the climate was decently warm, and they had no predators. They would've pretty much just grazed and lounged in the sun

picks u up and holds u like a chicken

(this is assuming you are in fact a corvid.)

Moves my head so as to maintain stasis no matter the small movements of your feeble, unstable grip

(noice, victim numero tres)

Until about three thousand years ago, the Spanish island of Mallorca was home to pygmy goats now believed to have been cold blooded. This was a viable strategy because there weren't predators, and the climate was nice.

And yeah, they pretty much would've just grazed and laid in the sun.

I tells ya, there's no feeling quite like breaking a mutual's brain with cold blooded goats

Done it twice now, just as good both times

When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish them, and send this ask to the last 10 people in your notifs

I'll do the first bit, but I dislike making people do things

"Anything Goes," from Anything Goes, written and performed by Cole Porter.

"Put On Your Sunday Clothes" from the 1969 Hello, Dolly! film adaptation.

"Hopes and Dreams" from the Undertale soundtrack.

"You Know Her?" from the Portal 2 soundtrack.

And "You Can't Hide" by Ck9c.

I crave knowledge

what kind of oomfie am i?

you can tell me anonymously if you'd like!

This seems noteworthy. Young children frighten and confuse me, the ability to communicate may come in handy.

Mr. Rogers had an intentional manner of speaking to children, which his writers called “Freddish”. There were nine steps for translating into Freddish: 

“State the idea you wish to express as clearly as possible, and in terms preschoolers can understand.” Example: It is dangerous to play in the street. ​​​​​​

“Rephrase in a positive manner,” as in It is good to play where it is safe.

“Rephrase the idea, bearing in mind that preschoolers cannot yet make subtle distinctions and need to be redirected to authorities they trust.” As in, “Ask your parents where it is safe to play.”

“Rephrase your idea to eliminate all elements that could be considered prescriptive, directive, or instructive.” In the example, that’d mean getting rid of “ask”: Your parents will tell you where it is safe to play.

“Rephrase any element that suggests certainty.” That’d be “will”: Your parents can tell you where it is safe to play.

“Rephrase your idea to eliminate any element that may not apply to all children.” Not all children know their parents, so: Your favorite grown-ups can tell you where it is safe to play.

“Add a simple motivational idea that gives preschoolers a reason to follow your advice.” Perhaps: Your favorite grown-ups can tell you where it is safe to play. It is good to listen to them.

“Rephrase your new statement, repeating the first step.” “Good” represents a value judgment, so: Your favorite grown-ups can tell you where it is safe to play. It is important to try to listen to them.

“Rephrase your idea a final time, relating it to some phase of development a preschooler can understand.” Maybe: Your favorite grown-ups can tell you where it is safe to play. It is important to try to listen to them, and listening is an important part of growing.

Mr. Rogers Had a Simple Set of Rules for Talking to Children - The Atlantic