Adam 5 Seconds After Joining The BPS And Sarah Tells Him To Make Himself At Home:

Adam 5 seconds after joining the BPS and Sarah tells him to “make himself at home”:

(These are their real va’s as well-)

ITS CUZ HES THE HOMIE (drops urn)/ref (this isn’t related i just unironically quote this-)

Alone on a Friday night? It's all your fault, Adam.

(aka: have a half joke drawing of Jonah's vengeful spirit from an au I co-own with @mildlymoistq-tips that we made right after the events of Catalyst and based off a wack theory we made so. It's . Canon divergent by now. Also yes this was drawn at like 3 am so the hands and head are a bit wonky in proportion. his eyes should probably be lower lol.)

//disturbing/body-horror??//

(Transcript at the bottom for simpler terms, everything on these documents are import tho.)

“Everything is in check Dr. Gabriel. We greatly appreciate your documentations on patient 04. You really have done it again.”

!!!Transcript to the documents!!!

(Phase one translated to simpler terms): Fingers in hand are becoming increasingly stiff. Fingernails have fallen off of fingers. Arms and fingers are becoming dense. Skin has become thicker and feels like bird skin. Small patches of bird feather “fluff” have sprouted in the following stated regions of the arms.

(Phase two translated to simpler terms): tendons in arms and wrist have become very hard and strained, almost immobile. Fingers even more stiff. Wrists have permanently rotated (Y axis) downward to a certain degree and have turned (X axis) to the side permanently. Fingers are elongating. Feathers sprouting on neck and neck.

(Phase three translated to simpler terms): fingers/hands bend diagonally. Fingers take on the mold of bat wings except more stiff. Talons forming at the toes and heal of foot. Teeth becoming sharper and raising above the gums, made of keratin (talon/fingernail/etc…) material. Eye has a third eyelid that sweeps across the eye, but it’s split into two halves (when he blinks or “third eye blinks” the lid will close and open like elevator doors (just an example.))

(Phase four translated to simpler terms): tendons within the arms and wrist are very very tense. Shoulder and arm still mobile though however arm is only able to move in and out. Fingers are rotating in towards the arm and only move in/towards the arm (resting pretty close to the arm and flexing inward to the arm very very close). Skin on feet and a little bit of the legs have become corse like bird feet. More bird feathers too. Small spines on forearm are not bone but keratin. “Melted” skin on fingers is not dead and still has nerves. He is showing bird like behaviors. He also screams! Yay.

((The Labrats AU belongs to @shmorp-mcdurgen ))

"I know he's.. it was just him being a kid. But.. looking back? I... I feel like I should have seen this coming. I.. God, we should have moved out when his father passed."

Also I'm still crediting it even if it's a childish drawing but this was drawn by @mildlymoistq-tips jsyk!!

"We'll find him, Ma'am. We just need you to step aside."

"You won't. He's not coming back and I can tell."

The following file describes a Keter-class anomalous cognitohazard.

Unauthorized access is forbidden.

[OOC: this is a mock up SCP file for the "Home" alternate in the Mandela Catalogue au Home Sweet Home. This is not canon to the au, but has new information that is canon. Blocked out text is either canon spoilers, or a location or item I felt the SCP foundation would censor.

OOC CONTENT WARNINGS: This will contain themes of possession, uncanny stuff like censors and etc all that SCP file stuff, described body horror, and unnerving messages and possibly imagery]

ITEM#:

0334

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LEVEL 3

CONFIDENTIAL

CONTAINMENT CLASS: KETER

DISRUPTION CLASS: KENEQ

RISK CLASS: DANGER

!!! - COGNITOHAZARD WARNING - !!!

The following file contains audio and information that are carriers for anomalous cognitohazardous influences. If you finish reading this file, it is imperative you contact site staff immediately for Targeted Retrograde (Class C) amnestic treatment.

You do not hear grandfather clock chimes and/or ticking.

SCP-334

Special containment procedures: Foundation personnel are not to approach SCP-334 without professional grade earplugs or with unclear intentions. Any unusual or urgent behavior is to be reported immediately. Only personnel adequately rated for exposure to cognitohazardous anomalies may review further information on SCP-334 and the audio contained within this file.

The neighborhood in which SCP-334 is currently confined to has been evacuated and fenced off by the ██PD, and is to be routinely patrolled by Foundation personnel who have not been previously exposed to SCP-334 including any images or audio of the inside of the building.

Those who attempt to bypass the chain link fence guarding SCP-334 must be apprehended for a cognitive influence screening. Individuals who come within an arms reach of SCP-334's living room are to be declared dead until proven otherwise.

Description: SCP-334 is the designation for an anomalous cognitohazardous entity that has ███████████ a small suburban home. The house has red and beige outer walls made of what appears to be brick, a garage to the left, a large window leading into the living room to the right, and a black, wooden door in the center. On first glance what look like roots cover the walls of the building and the driveway, but have been confirmed to be veins. █████ ██ █ █████, ██████ ███ ███████ ██ SCP-334's yard ████ ███ ████ █████████ ██ ██████ ██ █ ███ █████████ ██████████ █████ █████ ██ ███ ████████ Paranormal Society, █████████ ██████ ██ ███ ████ ██ ███ ███. Veins that resemble tree roots have been noted to cover the entire expanse of the underside of the property, and have been known to attempt to spread under neighboring houses. SCP-334 is located at 334 ████████ Avenue, within M█nd██a county, Wisconsin.

SCP-334 in itself is not the house it has ███████████, but rather the █████ that is unable to be removed from the wall due to █ █████ ████████ ████ holding it in place.

While SCP-334 is one entity, █████ ███ ████████ █████████ ██ ██████████ victims █████ into the walls, ██████, ███ █████████ that is inside SCP-334. ██ ██ █████████ █████ ███ ██████ ████ ████ █████ ██ ████ ███ ██ ████████ █████ for unknown reasons.

Contact with SCP-334's "roots", listening to the ticking of the heart located within the living room, obtaining knowledge of the date of when the House was constructed, and obtaining the knowledge that the House is alive will almost always lead to the same end result; contraction of M.A.D. (Metaphysical Awareness Disorder) shortly followed by ████████████ and/or consumption.

Addendum 334.1: Special containment procedures update

SCP-334 is not to be fed other than one d-class personnel, bimonthly, as under or over feeding it will cause it to spread faster than its usual rate of 0.4 mm per day. d-class personnel age range is limited to no older than 50 years old.

Addendum 334.2: Recovered dashcam footage dated 1/12/2009

[DATA EXPUNGED]

Addendum 334.3: Beneath

They don't want you to see it. I can show you. Follow my voice instead.

Addendum 334.3: Audio of SCP-334's heartbeat

[AUDIO FILE EXPUNGED]

Addendum 33#.3: Dionaea muscipula

[TERMINAL LOCKOUT]

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Happy birthday alt au!!!

The silly au I made a while back is officially a year old now. That’s a bit wacky isn’t it