DUDDE BFDI JUST WON THE CARTOON CRAVE AWARDS!!!!!!

DUDDE BFDI JUST WON THE CARTOON CRAVE AWARDS!!!!!!

OH EPIC!!!

I see everyone making evil test tube aus but hear me out: evil knife

Man already knows how to kill, plus is really strong (he could break a vending machine with HIS BARE HANDS)

Imagine if one day he snaps

I've always wanted to write this but had never had the motivation to

So I see a lot of human cabby and I have one question

Where are her files

Where does she pull them out from? Her stomach, MOUTH?!

Test tube: hey we need that file on silver spoon

Cabby: bet

it's twosday innit

Story of Inanimate Insanity

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of Inanimate Insanity I fell off a cliff in episode 1 Object genocide This my

[Verse 1] I fell off a cliff in episode 1 I faced a talking phone in season 1 Explains the plot, wants us UFE, wants me gone Contestants saves me, takes me to immunity And hooks me up with viewers liking me Leaves me and says goodbye, but I escape and meet some allies [Pre-Chorus] Should I be a mean trope? Or should I use those nice tropes? I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all [Chorus] I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste I want to wipe out the object race I’ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the character development

[Bridge] I fell off the cliff In episode 1 Object genocide This my Inanimate Insanity [Verse 2] I’ll slaughter Marshmallow, I’ll waste who I choose With all this viewer voting there’s a chance that I’ll lose Now watch me move, I won’t stop, I’m feelin' rude Paper is shaking, he hears my approach I’ll slaughter Balloon and squash Trophy like a roach Nickel's my coach, all these contestants I will poach [Pre-Chorus] Screw those nice tropes I think I’ll crush their hopes I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all [Chorus] I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste I want to wipe out the object race I’ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the character development [Bridge] Burnt Marshmallow, Torn Paper, use some glass to take your life Rubber Balloons, Apple slices, hey Pickle, how's the wife? Mephone4 wants to collect resources Million dollars, is his ultimate prize Open the doors, to season 2's realm Start a new show, objects overwhelm

[Chorus] I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste I want to wipe out the contestant race I’ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the character development