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Farts in your face. So much for cute.

✿—  “...” She sits there quietly for a moment before wrinkling her nose. “How unseemly.”

hatori-sohma

⊰ ♞ ⊱ —— There she was- giggling again. It seemed as if every time he spoke, Mine would find something to giggle at. He didn’t understand it- he didn’t tell a joke, so why did she seem so amused? Hatori wasn’t even sure if he knew any jokes if he did want to tell any. It was just another mystery to add the every growing pile. Women were such foreign creatures to him.

His guard dropped when she confirmed that she indeed was merely just teasing- that settled his nerves a bit. Strolling over, he decided to take her up on her offer- after all, it was Sunday, his only day off during the week, and he had made the trip out here. It would be a waste to turn around and head home now. Besides, he needed a bit of fresh air and a scenery change.

Slipping his hand into his pocket, he glanced over and watched as she dutifully cleaned up the area- something Ayame wouldn’t have thought to do. Yes, Mine certainly kept the snake in line… Usually. The velvet couch caught his attention, and with another heavy sigh, he decided to take a seat there while they waited. He might as well make conversation, correct? Mine was nice company, Hatori thought, so they should seize the moment.

“Has it busy today? You’re not too exhausted, are you, Mine?”

✿— “Mm.. Not any busier than it’s been this last week or so. We have quite a few people wishing to put in orders to have them done by the holidays though!” 

She finished sprucing up before excusing herself to go and lock the doors to the shop, turning the open sign around to closed. When she returned she noticed the other lounging on the couch. With a smile the seamstress picked up the folds of her dress before walking over and happily taking a seat in Hatori’s lap, making herself comfortable. 

“What about you? I’m sure you get all kinds of patients this time of year! You know, you should learn to take a breather every now and then. Why don’t you stay the night here? I’m sure Ayame would love to have you for company!”

✿— “My how cute!” She quickly picks up the folds of her dress before crouching down near the creature, softly cooing at it. “Where’s your owner, little one?”

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✿— Mine sees you there Hatori and she’s just gonna grin.

stubbornasstantei

“Oh right. I came around to get some hair gel..” Murmured the delinquent once he received his response. Though what followed caused him to stare quizzically at the girl for a moment. A fantasy shop..? “And here I thought I could go a week without something stupid happening.. So this is some kind of kink shop, huh? Maybe I can get Kuwabara to tag along and he can finally get lucky.”

✿— “Well we have lots of gel-- I’m pretty sure we have some hair gel here too! It’s not as big a selection as our lube, but I’m sure you’ll be able to find something at the very least!” Mine gives a quick nod before brushing out the wrinkles from her apron and folding her hands in front of her. “We keep most of the kinky stuff in the back half of the store though--- so as long as you bring your ID’s with ya, you’re more than welcome to head on back!”

;; forgive me for I have sinned -haphazardly finishes putting this doodle together-