Ive Always Loved Minecraft Story Mode, Yall Keep Apologizing For Treating It The Way You Did

I’ve always loved Minecraft Story Mode, y’all keep apologizing for treating it the way you did

Your honor, it was amazing, absolutely hilarious, actually looked like Minecraft, made it’s own story that doesn’t change the idea of the game, and didn’t try to characterize Steve by bringing in a different main character instead.

It also didn’t have Jack Black in it. Which is a win, in my opinion.

The Minecraft Movie could never compare to the masterpiece that is Minecraft Story Mode.

lol. I am living for the comments under the official trailer video.

Yes this is true.

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Since when to fish have hands? Evolution is wilddd

I'm not trying to brag but I think I found the world's most Grippable Tree

this old house

Every once in a while, Stonehenge is mentioned, and I am reminded of the horrible knowledge I have been cursed to carry. The knowledge that Stonehenge is not a henge.

Stonehenge is not a fucking henge.

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hey so since we're talking about how awful the minecraft movie looks we're all going to agree not to go see it in theaters right? not even to hatewatch it? we all are in agreement that its a soulless cash grab movie, so we all know that the only way to stop them from making more like it is to give them no cash to grab, right?

yes this includes watching it for the bit. yes this includes bringing your friends to go make fun of it. yes this includes just watching it out of curiosity.

do Not go see this shit in theaters. do Not give them your money. they dont care whether you enjoyed it or not, they only care about what number the box office gives them. so make sure the box office cant give them shit.