Rosekiller During The Summer Is Hell

rosekiller during the summer is hell

barty is shirtless 100% of the time and evan is being a jealous possessive little shit while also dissecting jellyfish and pretending not to give a shit while barty is being flirted with/flirting with other people

"I beg you don't embarrass me mother fucker"

But make it Regulus taking Barty and Evan to the zoo

when are we as a society going to admit that nobody matches each others 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 better than rosekiller.

i need the evan to my barty(someone who will unapologetically match my freak)

what they are to each other has no name. it is on a different level what they feel for each other. no one understands nor does anyone want to understand it. what they are are barty and evan labels have no room in their relationship they will laugh in your face if you use labels for the two of them.

anyone trying to explain what barty and evan have going on would have a tough time, because describing them as a couple does not even scratch the surface. boyfriends? they would laugh at anyone using such a juvenile word. dating? they’ve killed for each other, that is not drastic enough. ‘together’ is the only acceptable way of putting it, and that is only because they’ve literally done a blood pact to bind their souls together for all eternity.

rosekiller don’t need foreplay but if they are bored they will

oh absolutely they can’t go five minutes without immediately needing to bone each other but they know how to have fun