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‘Yours’

A Rosekiller Poem with canibalism as a metaphor for love because I had the idea and became obsessed

I stand before you, my heart in your hands

Watching as you hold it; owning it

Squeezing it, refusing to let it go.

Bringing it to your mouth, kissing it softly before sinking your teeth in.

The pain is calming

As though I can feel the want dripping down your face, as my blood is

I want to be one with you.

Take me all into yourself, rip through my flesh and swallow me whole.

Sat begging at your feet, take more of me

Take the whole of me

Take everything of me and still wish for more.

Let my skin get stuck between your teeth

Let my blood coat the inside of your oesophagus

Let my bones puncture your stomach

Only then can I truely be with you

You can understand how much i care for you

I’m yours.

what they are to each other has no name. it is on a different level what they feel for each other. no one understands nor does anyone want to understand it. what they are are barty and evan labels have no room in their relationship they will laugh in your face if you use labels for the two of them.

anyone trying to explain what barty and evan have going on would have a tough time, because describing them as a couple does not even scratch the surface. boyfriends? they would laugh at anyone using such a juvenile word. dating? they’ve killed for each other, that is not drastic enough. ‘together’ is the only acceptable way of putting it, and that is only because they’ve literally done a blood pact to bind their souls together for all eternity.

barty who just committed murder covered in blood “i’m just a girl!! ✨✨🎀🎀❤️❤️”

I think Barty is the type of guy who would say "I'm just a girl! 🎀🎀" even though he's six feet tall and his pronouns are he/him

the most barty crouch jr thing is fucking up the easiest meal like pancakes

but can make really fucking good steak or like some fancy meal

(i totally didn’t just fuck up pancakes)

barty who was going for a morning run and found this strange man lying in a field of mushrooms decides to just lay down next to him

how would evan feel about mushrooms?

in what way..? what kind of mushrooms..? 👀 don’t make me guess. i guess it doesn’t matter because evan is a fan of them all, no doubt. but taking the family friendly route- yes he goes out early in the morning when the air is misty and the grass is wet to pick mushrooms, but there will also be times where he just lies down in these crowds of mushroom and moss and rocks and closes his eyes and imagine himself decomposing there

evan would have a shelf of haunted dolls

there is one in particular that loves evan and evan has taken interest in

barty is fucking jealous of this doll. the doll and barty hate each other but both love evan and they are constantly fighting for his attention

the doll will make shit fall off shelves and always miss evan but land right on barty

the doll also will randomly fuck with the lights in their bathroom when bartys showering

evan finds it very interesting and intriguing

Battle of the bands au:

The Death Eaters (main characters of the fics, povs will probably switch between them, but mostly Barty and Reg): Regulus (guitar), Barty (vocal), Evan (bass) and Dorcas (drums). Pandora is the manager, she does not want to be on stage when her brother is wilding with his bf. Primarily emo but with some influences from scene era genres. Very angsty and angry, also very sexual and violent, we dissect bodies and eat them for the metaphor also here’s a song about giving head to jesus

The marauders: Sirius (vocal and guitar), Remus (drums), James (bass), Peter (keyboard). Classic rock (though it veers into punk real quick) and a little bit of glam elements. Anarchism, we are better than you, we fuck and smoke and party, fuck the police

The valkyries: Lily (vocal), Marlene (drums), Mary (guitar), Alice (keyboard). Glam with heavy influences from other genres like folk and metal. Their songs keep you on your toes. Very experimental but also have their own identity? Chicks who rock, the system stinks, let the world burn, save the bees

Planned ships: rosekiller (established), sunseeker, wolfstar (established), dorlene, marilily (established)

bartys morning routine: eat evan out than hit his vape

he is ready for the day after that

Barty towering over Evan and resting his head on top of Evans while they are in the club

"I beg you don't embarrass me mother fucker"

But make it Regulus taking Barty and Evan to the zoo

barty listens to white people rap music (no hate cause same)

he also listens to it so loud that he has broken multiple pairs of headphones and speakers

evan on the other hand dosent really have a specific music taste but will vibe to whatever barty is listening to

they also have a shared spotify

evan rosier is either vegan or a cannibal

hear me out. barty as the (italian) frontman and lead singer of a popular rock band (think maneskin). he’s prancing around in ridiculous outfits and pulling stunts like matty healy’s (strangling himself with his own microphone cord, for example). he has many controversial and very public relationships and yet no one is surprised when it’s revealed he’s been fucking his drummer on the downlow for years.

rosekiller during the summer is hell

barty is shirtless 100% of the time and evan is being a jealous possessive little shit while also dissecting jellyfish and pretending not to give a shit while barty is being flirted with/flirting with other people

Btw in gilmore girls when christopher comes back and Lorelai its just in shock for like a whole episode.. Yeah thats rosekiller

I MEAN imagine them dating as teenagers and then they see each other again and like in gilmore girls, evan's parents loveeee barty and they are both from Rich families and and

when are we as a society going to admit that nobody matches each others 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 better than rosekiller.

Second drawing for the @marauderswithpalestineproject

Prompt 334: "Royal AU, Evan as the prince and Barty as either knight or castle-worker" From anonymous <3

i need the evan to my barty(someone who will unapologetically match my freak)

barty and evan would be cuddling and barty will complain that evan isn’t close enough to him

so evan goes “what do you need to be inside me or something” and barty stone faced goes “yes”

i carved his name into my skin, he's never allowed to leave me, he's mine and im his.

barty says he’s thirsty and without any hesitation evan just spits in his mouth

they are those jocks that flirt all the time and grab each others asses

It will forever piss me off that people need to make one part of rosekiller some uwu feminine soft boy when they’re literally the most dudebro ship out there

rosekiller don’t need foreplay but if they are bored they will

oh absolutely they can’t go five minutes without immediately needing to bone each other but they know how to have fun

obsession

rosekiller oneshot 340 words

might get a part 2

evan sat at the café waiting, 1… 2… 3… ding. he glanced up and there he was barty. the man that evan has become enthralled with, he is a puzzle. evan wants nothing more than to dig through his bones and flesh take apart the puzzle and put it back together. he wants to destroy him and find how all the pieces fit back together. he wants him all for himself .

like barty does every day he gets a black coffee, and a cold brew with coconut milk and three pumps of vanilla syrup. evan has learned the black coffee is not for him it’s for a strange boy named regulus that has almost caught evan from the shadows. regulus is an anomaly. he will be at bartys apartment complex but never staying for long. but regulus isn’t who evan is interested in. what evan is interested in is their relationship, something went on between them at one point evan doesn’t like that. he only wants barty for himself.

that’s why he observes, taking in everything he can about the man. evan knows more about the man than he does about his own father. he know that barty has work at 9 but will always stop at the café next to the tattoo shop he works at. evan know he finished work at 5 but will stay till 6.

evan knows that barty has a crooked nose from breaking it three separate times as a kid. but what evan doesn’t know is why does barty goes to his clinic that he works at and why does he ask for evan specifically when he gets his blood drawn. evan has been observing him for sometime but he still can’t figure out why barty asks for him. he knows barty doesn’t know he observes him. he knows barty isn’t aware that evan knows bartys exact schedule. so why does barty seem obsessed with evan? it’s obsession is what evan labeled it as. that’s the only viable answer right? not friendliness obsession.