1x19 Francis Tries To Enlist Bash For The War To Get Calais Back, But Bash Has Other Things On His Mind...

1x19 Francis tries to enlist Bash for the war to get Calais back, but Bash has other things on his mind...

Francis: Bash, come on, we are going to war

Bash: (distracted) Hmm, sex?

Francis: Sex? Urgh. N-No, WAR as in fighting. Something you're good at and I need that right now

Bash: Hmm, I'm also good at sex and well, I need that right now. It's been months since I last got laid. And actually, looks like my schedule has suddenly been filled up for... the next three months

Francis:

Bash: Do you understand what I'm trying to say?

Francis:

Bash: I really hate to be doing this to you on such short notice but I'm taking my deserved vacation days. And my honeymoon time off. You know what? Throw in Christmas, I deserve a break, or three. Sorry, not sorry

Francis: Well, we will see who's the favourite son when I come back, shall we?

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

My Mischievous Heart 😍💙

Attention: On July 14th 2021, the God of Mischief will be transforming Tumblr into TOMBLR and Tom Hiddleston will be answering some of your questions!

Ask wisely.

Can someone other than me write a #Kennash fic I haven't already read 1 million times over please 😑😭😩 I'm so tired of there being more Bash/Mary or OC stories when Kennash are obviously superior 🤔

The writers hated Mary, Francis, Kenna and Bash and decided "fuck them all, let's destroy our show that by the time GoT sn 8 comes out, it looks better"

Things Reign has taught me

Infidelity is A-OK. And it is simply a must to cheat on your spouse, if the other dude is handsome and nice to you. All is forgiven.

Definition of marriage - 404 Not Found in Reign dictionary.

If any male and female ever interact even in one scene, they WILL be banging in the near future, irrespective of marital status.

The only viable option a rape survivor has for healing is by having sex with a man, who is not her husband. Talking it out with another rape survivor, who happens to be her mother-in-law and who helped her through it right after it happened, is not an option. Talking it out with her BFFs whom she considers her “real family”, is not an option. ‘Cause every time she talks about it, she relives it. Except when she is actually performing the act of sex with a man. Who breathes.

Everything bad that happens to any character is solely one man, named Francis’ fault.

I am ashamed of myself for ever having loved seen this show.

100% agree 😪 or even her mother in law who was a survivor herself could have helped

Wow, didn’t realize that in order to heal from a rape, one has to sleep/get with another man to be happy again. I can’t believe Reign is promoting that to be okay again after a brutal sexual assault, you need a man to pick up the pieces, instead of having Mary heal on her own, or with her ladies.