There HAS To Be A Reason For This

there HAS to be a reason for this

My Mischievous Heart 😍💙

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1x19 Francis tries to enlist Bash for the war to get Calais back, but Bash has other things on his mind...

Francis: Bash, come on, we are going to war

Bash: (distracted) Hmm, sex?

Francis: Sex? Urgh. N-No, WAR as in fighting. Something you're good at and I need that right now

Bash: Hmm, I'm also good at sex and well, I need that right now. It's been months since I last got laid. And actually, looks like my schedule has suddenly been filled up for... the next three months

Francis:

Bash: Do you understand what I'm trying to say?

Francis:

Bash: I really hate to be doing this to you on such short notice but I'm taking my deserved vacation days. And my honeymoon time off. You know what? Throw in Christmas, I deserve a break, or three. Sorry, not sorry

Francis: Well, we will see who's the favourite son when I come back, shall we?

Day 1 million of saying "Kennash deserved better"

The writers hated Mary, Francis, Kenna and Bash and decided "fuck them all, let's destroy our show that by the time GoT sn 8 comes out, it looks better"

Things Reign has taught me

Infidelity is A-OK. And it is simply a must to cheat on your spouse, if the other dude is handsome and nice to you. All is forgiven.

Definition of marriage - 404 Not Found in Reign dictionary.

If any male and female ever interact even in one scene, they WILL be banging in the near future, irrespective of marital status.

The only viable option a rape survivor has for healing is by having sex with a man, who is not her husband. Talking it out with another rape survivor, who happens to be her mother-in-law and who helped her through it right after it happened, is not an option. Talking it out with her BFFs whom she considers her “real family”, is not an option. ‘Cause every time she talks about it, she relives it. Except when she is actually performing the act of sex with a man. Who breathes.

Everything bad that happens to any character is solely one man, named Francis’ fault.

I am ashamed of myself for ever having loved seen this show.

Bash, I love you to pieces but I want to throttle you! Let’s see, you basically can’t forgive Kenna for (a) loving your father at some point (b) playing games way back when which could have cost you your life. Both very reasonable reasons if you were on some other show and some other character!

You were clearly able to get over the fact that she was your father’s mistress. It wasn’t something hidden - everyone knew about it. Hell, the two of you discussed it! Back way when you gave her tips on keeping his attention! Your acceptance shouldn’t be something you do take-backs on! You can indicate all you like that it’s different because you now discover she also loved him and it wasn’t just for power except you blame her for ambitious/power-seeking actions as well (her plan to get rid of Diane). So you get pissed when she wants to keep Henry for status and get pissed if she loved him. She can’t win. 

Oh, and the whole ‘your plan could have got me killed’ - pick whether you are pissed because she was a woman in love OR because she was cold-blooded. You really can’t go for both. Not to mention that Bash, of all people, should understand doing shady things to achieve one’s goals - look at what he did to that poor cleric in the last ep, or that poor thief in s1! Pot, meet kettle. 

And even after she tries to explain what it’s like to be a woman in his world, he shuts her out.

Ultimately, what makes me so angry is that he got under Kenna’s shields. He told her to forget every other man except him, basically telling her that her past did not matter. And she trusted him and did. And then, in the last ep, he threw her past in her face. Badly done, Bash, badly done.