*smooches Monster... Barefoot*

*smooches Monster... barefoot*

*2 hot 4 Monster*

*monocle poofs outta nowhere* Not quite like that my pubert alternate. I only required one test subject, which was you. And it was not a pet, but a justified tackle manouver. *snooty*

Yeah… So you just wanted me as a pillow.

/clops over wiff my deer hooves/ O3O! /you've been smooched by a princess fluffybutt!

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VESSSSS!

Did someone mention... necks?

(MY GOD MONSTER I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO SHOW THAT AGAIN)

I made no such promise.

(In seriousness, I always thought of necks in Sonic as the little stubby ones you get a glimpse of in the Sonic CD animations. Nails... well of course he has nails I mean geez.)

this talk of sonic having fingernails is very distressing to me

my eternal headcanon is he doesn’t have them and his SSB4 model is just weird and different and maybe it’s folds in the glove fabric and the Werehog only has them because he grew them in transformation and they’re more like claws than actual fingernails and no one is going to tell me otherwise

N̙̬͎̣͍̕O̼̰͓̬͙͓̦ ̼̱̱͖͢O͙͈̮̦̝̰ͅNE̼̤̲̱

If someone was, say, plotting something to get you for Halloween on Gaia, what would that someone purchase that would make you a happy werehog?

NO. NO. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. DO NOT. ATTEMPT ANYTHING. …Unless it’s candy. I will accept Halloween candy. >w>

That is all.

I heard there was Monster smooching going on, may I join? ~Charming

(IS THAT CHARMING?!

Ch-charming?!

(Both Monster and the writer have stopped functioning, please try again later.)