"Uh Huh..." His Grin Just Kept Getting Wider The More She Lied. "I Don't See Anyone Else, And I Thought

"Uh huh..." His grin just kept getting wider the more she lied. "I don't see anyone else, and I thought you were a little old for for imaginary friends, Sal~"

Monster blinked as he looked over to hear Sally and smirked. “What was that? Do my ears deceive me? Or is that a singing princess I hear?”

doot doot

"I dunno man, not sure how it feels to have windburned hands..." Monster snickered again as he thought of something. "Looks like you could use a... hand~ You must be up in arms about this magic anon!" Monster laughed so hard at his own pun he fell on his back.

"…Great. it’s even hard for me to walk without accidentally slapping people in their faces."

"Dude it's not even that punny, if you really wanna go for some werehog puns, let me warn you..." Monster cleared his throat. "No one will be lycan you if you keep howling off all these puns."

"I guess people love werehogs because they’re were-hot. Ey, ey?"

Noots?

Cue a werehog snickering at the limp noddle-armed sight. "Do your arms hang low, do they wobble to and fro~? Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow~?"

"…Great. it’s even hard for me to walk without accidentally slapping people in their faces."