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Cue a werehog snickering at the limp noddle-armed sight. "Do your arms hang low, do they wobble to and fro~? Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow~?"

"…Great. it’s even hard for me to walk without accidentally slapping people in their faces."