Is Listening To Cabinet Man Tomorrow A National Holiday It Should Be

is listening to cabinet man tomorrow a national holiday it should be

because of the lines

"it's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe

the arcade's empty, i think it's christmas eve"

looks its the pokemon cards i got today at a funny store

yaay we finally got to put the christmas tree up!!

my mom always lets me decorate it however i want so i threw my normal kirby, doctor kirby and marx plushies up there among other things >:)

Be me

Lose my parents at age 3 to Fecto Forgo

Fall through a rift to Dreamland

Get adopted and mentored by 3 mages and their weird grandpa

Run away from said mages because they were going crazy from God himself

Save a weird blue creature

Become best friends and later adoptive sisters with said weird blue creature and go on adventures with her

Get an egg boyfriend

Grow up and have a family with 3 kids

Die of old age

(inspired by @george228732, cari (mentioned) belongs to @giygas-strikes-back)

edit of a screencap from the good place, jason saying "oh ariana, we're really in it now" but its ariana from pokemon gs/hgss