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Exile,Vilify. I STINKIN' LOVE PORTAL!
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
i was talking about scp's with my friend and then I started wondering if Cabinet Man is a scp?? like, it's (or he idk uh) a arcade machine thing and it's alive or possessed??? bruv idk please answer this question
love tma 65. *plays cabinet man by lemon demon*
electric desires had unraveled all my wires
now im in a box for safekeeping
The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played...
Inside my workshop, behind the old arcade...
I'm so sad I missed Cabinet Man day :(

I sure hope nothing unsplendiferous happens at the arcade tonight
me when lemon demon



Inspired by a post by @hatsunoid which got me obsessed with turbo even though he gave me nightmares so bad when i was 9 i couldnt look at him for 4 whole years
patrick stump looks like neil cicierega idk how u dont see it
NO HE DOESNT ???
is listening to cabinet man tomorrow a national holiday it should be
because of the lines
"it's getting lonely, it's getting hard to breathe
the arcade's empty, i think it's christmas eve"

next christmas eve someone remind me to do a cabinet man arg type shit because i didn’t realize the lyrics until a couple of hours ago
My theory has always been that the guy in it can get lonely in my mansion, subtle oddities and when he died we’re all the same person, and the guy in touch tone telephone was making theories about him and other characters in other songs (cabinet man, no eyed girl, eighth wonder, reaganomics, etc.)
Yo lemon demon fandom, hear me out! So you know how a running spirit phone theory is that the guy singing “no eyed girl” is the same guy being sung about in “when he died” due to how well those songs transition into one another?
Hear me out, what if that thing that the singer of “touch tone telephone” found was the cabinet man in… well… “cabinet man”? The songs transition well into each other and the ending is rather ambiguous as to whether or not the cabinet man killed the people that broke into the arcade (yes I am implying that the touch tone telephone guy was also one of the people that broke into the arcade on supposedly christmas eve)
Insanely late, but here's a Cabinet Man inspired Christmas/New Year's tree ornament!





now playing:
cabinet man - lemon demon
0:01 ❍─────── 4:23
↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺
Volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%

merry cabinet man everybody
(Part 2!)
Again, elaboration below










1. Grom!! A design I made over a year ago redrawn just recently! Belongs to my buddy View, and you can find him here on Toyhouse:
2. Presidence eptg
3. Sarah balls <3
4. PHOTURRR He's back againn
Whys he naked? Too lazy to draw clothes
5 - 8. Ever rot this brain
9. I dont remember this guys name but his face is SO FUN
10. OK NOW THIS ONES OLD AS SHIT BY I ADORE IT. FEATURING NEOMAN, MY CRINGE BABY LEMON DEMON BORN SON
IDIOT DAY ARTDUMP HEEHOO
Since it's April 1st I've decided to lose all decency and unload a collection of artwork I haven't yey posted >:) (part 1!)
Elaborations on each image under the cut










1. Twig!!! Ve's my Will Wood creature because I'm becoming. Obsessed. Ve can steal other people's powers and thats abt it, thats just veer thing
2. MATILDA :)) A character co-owned by me and @kirazvasili, but she's older here than usual
3. They cld be your angle or yuor debil
4 + 6. @rangordall's fr dragons!! Love em
5. Reshiram :) I was in a dragony mood that day
7. Gengar from a train ride, requested by Bud :)
8 - 10. Love this animals, the sneeze eel

listening to the spirit phone commentary like
Just finished cabinet man! I really wish AJ’s song limit was longer so I could actually fit the whole song.. But I think I did pretty good! :)
This mastertrack makes me wanna make an arcade den 👀
AJPW players, if you wanna get your paws on a copy, lemme know! Ill put em up for sale! (I also take item offers)