(I Was Talking About It On Twitter But You Already Know How This Song Goes):

(I was talking about it on Twitter but you already know how this song goes):

Tim as the mom of the ninjas ✨

Just. Tim being a mother figure for all the LOA ninjas.

All ninjas are constantly visiting Tim in the throne room to show him their drawings, new weapons, ideas, anything! Tim always smiles and claps, telling them "Good job, sweetie!"

Ra's allows it because Tim being "a mom" is low-key hot, plus, productivity has gone up.

it was literally their moment and they just let us watch

(if you need me i'll be marinating in this for the foreseeable future)

And I whisper to myself, I am safer alone.

Wasted, Marya Hornbacher / . / . / . / painting by Mladen Ilic / Paul Auster / Letters To Milena, Franz Kafka / Wide Sargasso Sea, Jean Rhys / The Departure Of The Train, Clarice Lispector / Beau Taplin

A/B/O au?

Tim is an omega lol.

Vlad in Bitter Reunion was like: Hey, I've just met you. And this is crazy, but here's my number, so, call me daddy

That's—that's essentially what he said.

"RENOUNCE YOUR FATHER AND JOIN ME SO I CAN TEACH YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW IT'LL BE FUN DANIEL I PROMMY WE'LL RULE THE GHOST ZONE TOGETHER I'LL PAY FOR YOUR COLLEGE I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE STARS—"

All day I've been wondering what is inside of me Who can I blame for it? I say it runs in the family

This family that carries me to such great lengths To open my legs up to anyone who'll have me It runs in the family, I come by it honestly Do what you want 'cause who knows it might fill me up

My friend's depressed, she's a wreck, she's a mess They've done all sorts of tests and they guess It has something to do with her grandmother's Grandfather's grandmother saving civil war soldiers Who probably infected her

With me, well, I'm well, well I mean I'm in Hell, well I still have my health, at least that's what they tell me If wellness is this, what in Hell's name is sickness?

But business is business and business runs in the family

We tend to bruise easily, mad in the blood

I'm telling you 'cause I just want you to know me Know me and my family, we're wonderful folks But don't get to close to me 'cause you might knock me up

Mary, have mercy, now look what I've done But don't blame me because I can't help where I come from And running is something that we've always done well And mostly I can't even tell what I'm running from

Run from their pity, from responsibility

Run from the country and run from the city I can run from the law, I can run from myself I can run from my life, I can run into debt I can run from it all, I can run 'til I'm gone I can run for the office and run for my cause I can run using every last ounce of energy

I cannot, I cannot, I cannot run from my family They're hiding inside of me, corpses on ice Come in if you like but just don't tell my family They'd never forgive me, they'd say that I'm crazy But they would say anything if it would shut me up