Adding To This Cause We Bored Again Homeslices And Skillets:

Adding to this cause we bored again homeslices and skillets:

(On ASWAZ)

Jaemin, a native Korean who didn’t grow up speaking English (being prompted on what to say by Jisung) to Johnny (from Chicago and part of NCT’s #ForeignSwaggers line): “You’re so good at languages, though I am better at English.”

Johnny: (replying in Spanish, cause why not) “thank you so much”

Jaemin (once again prompted by Jisung): (replying in Japanese) “I see”

(they also spoke cat for a while cause they are icons 😎)

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Jaehyun (rapping): “I lived in America for four years, yuh, that’s why I’m here”

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Also just gonna insert this photo here real quick:

(Me too user @/haechanahceah, #twinsies)

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(during NCT 127 2baddies promos)

Jungwoo: “Mr. Taeyong is even in a crop top!”

Taeyong: “I was actually debating whether I should wear this or not… I don’t really like wearing it.”

Doyoung: “Don’t lie, you like taking your clothes off!”

Taeyong: “If I had to take clothes off, I prefer to take it all off!”

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(In honor of WayV finally making it onto Weekly Idol during Phantom promos)

YangYang, who wrote that his personality is cute (which it is, say it louder boiiii): *sitting innocently*

Weekly Idol Hosts: “The last verification will be of YangYang’s cuteness. Do the older members think that YangYang is cute? And when does he look cutest?”

*all of WayV, but especially Xiaojun, disagreeing with their faces*

Weekly Idol Hosts: “Just a moment, Xiaojun? Is it so far from the truth?”

Xiaojun (cringing SO HARD Y’ALL): “Who calls themselves cute?”

YangYang: *looking defeated*

Xiaojun (trying to cover up his intense cringing): “We’re so close that I really don’t think he’s cute at all…”

Hendery: “But YangYang has his moments!”

YangYang: *looking at Hendery with all the trust in the world* “When am I the cutest?”

Hendery (being the savage icon he is): “When he buys you food 😇.”

Xiaojun (jumping in to agree): “That’s right. He’s really cute when he pays for meals!”

*all of WayV making noises of agreement*

YangYang: *crying inside*

Weekly Idol Hosts: “We will use the official cute song here at Weekly Idol to verify. The ‘Oh, My Song’ will be used in this verification! Please come out to the cuteness stage”

YangYang: (internal thoughts) *I crave death*

*WayV’s cringing so hard as their aegyo allergy begins to show*

*YangYang performs the song with all the cuteness he can muster, while WayV watches with their allergy in full swing*

Ten: “It’s horrifying…” (All of WayV watching like 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣)

*YangYang finishes and then runs off to contemplate his entire existence*

Weekly Idol Hosts (laughing their asses off): “He probably needs some time alone after that 😂. It’s normal to need alone time; take a moment to think…”

Ten (being the shit disturber he is): “I just suddenly thought of something - I’d like to see Kun’s version too!”

Weekly Idol Hosts: “Do you want to see Kun’s version?”

Ten: “So much”

Weekly Idol Hosts: “In that case, we’ll see Ten’s version first!”

*time skip while Ten performs, followed by Hendery, and WayV ends up in anaphylactic shock from the severity of their aegyo allergy*

*segments reaches its end with this comment from the (clearly in the know) Weekly Idol editors*: “You are currently witnessing WayV overcoming their cuteness allergy”

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(Also from WayV’s Weekly Idol Episode because the entire thing was genuinely hilarious)

Kun (honorary Weekly Idol Host) to Hendery while he and YangYang fail miserably at the Squeaky Hammer game: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! What are you two doing?!”

Weekly Idol Hosts (goes up to Hendery): “What do you think you are doing 😅? Are you going slo-mo?”

YangYang (panicking how to respond, *unconfirmed but I’m pretty sure the inside of his head looked like that spongebob meme with all the spongebobs running around in a brain filing room on fire*): “We………”

Hendery (pointing at his head): “Our CPUs aren’t so fast.”

Ten: “They used up their CPUs”

*everyone cackling*

(In conclusion, WayV is hilarious, watch their Weekly Idol ep for clear skin, and have them back on the show 😇)

Top Tier Kpop Quotes: NCT Edition (because I’m currently bored and have nothing better to do)

Doyoung (on weekly idol) (unrelated note: this is me): “I don’t have to win, I just don’t want them to win”

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Doyoung (on weekly idol) (unrelated note: why is this also me): “We plan on not doing our best for this game. We have no spirit. At least we participated.”

Taeyong: “We’re here to participate”

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Yangyang (to Ten): “If I have a son, i’m going to name him Eleven, because he is going to dance better than you.”

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Jaemin (unrelated note, boiii that name though…😂): “My hot sauce is called MSG Sexy. MSG: Mouth Suction Gangster.”

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Jaemin: “I don’t care if I win or lose, so let’s make people laugh”

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Johnny (on the creation of coffee): “My dad knew I liked beans. So like, he was just playing with beans, and then he dropped it, and then he dropped a rock, and then it slid, and then hot water started falling! And then… ✨coffee✨.”

(Shoutout to Johnny’s dad for creating my lifeblood)

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Mark (to Johnny): “I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen.”

Johnny: stares into the camera like he’s on The Office.

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No one… literally not one person:

Johnny: on the right side we’ve got the one and only, ONE AND ONLY johnny SUH

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Johnny: *sips coffee* not my problem *shrug* (da da da da da it's the D-O-Double G ~ snoop dogg snoop dogg ~)

Top Tier Kpop Quotes: NCT Edition (because I’m currently bored and have nothing better to do)

Doyoung (on weekly idol) (unrelated note: this is me): “I don’t have to win, I just don’t want them to win”

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Doyoung (on weekly idol) (unrelated note: why is this also me): “We plan on not doing our best for this game. We have no spirit. At least we participated.”

Taeyong: “We’re here to participate”

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Yangyang (to Ten): “If I have a son, i’m going to name him Eleven, because he is going to dance better than you.”

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Jaemin (unrelated note, boiii that name though…😂): “My hot sauce is called MSG Sexy. MSG: Mouth Suction Gangster.”

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Jaemin: “I don’t care if I win or lose, so let’s make people laugh”

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Johnny (on the creation of coffee): “My dad knew I liked beans. So like, he was just playing with beans, and then he dropped it, and then he dropped a rock, and then it slid, and then hot water started falling! And then… ✨coffee✨.”

(Shoutout to Johnny’s dad for creating my lifeblood)

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Mark (to Johnny): “I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen.”

Johnny: stares into the camera like he’s on The Office.

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No one… literally not one person:

Johnny: on the right side we’ve got the one and only, ONE AND ONLY johnny SUH

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Johnny: *sips coffee* not my problem *shrug* (da da da da da it's the D-O-Double G ~ snoop dogg snoop dogg ~)

Sicheng really just spellchecked him like that I-

A man with dementia walks into a bar

He spots a pretty lady, sits next to her and asks, "So, do I come here often?"

An Irishman's philosophy...there are only two things to worry about...

Either you are well, or you are sick.

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.

But if you’re sick, there are two things to worry about.

Either you will get well, or you will die.

If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about.

Either you will go to heaven or hell.

If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell, you’ll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends, you won’t have time to worry.