To Sum Up Everything You Like In One Sentence Should Be Considered A Super Power, Simply For The Fact

To sum up everything you like in one sentence should be considered a super power, simply for the fact that I can barely give someone a recipe without using 3-9 sentences just for seasonings. Like, I've tried to sum things up in a single sentence and it always goes wrong.

I just now realize I haven't really introduced myself to the platform, so I'll start from the top.

Hello, my media name is Miss Voice or Mistress Voice depending on my dating status or if the name "Miss Voice" is already taken. I make art, stories, OCs, poetry and music just for the simple fun of it and I have zero real reason of making my account one for shit posts, but I like memes so...

You, probably:・_・

I've never shared any real info about my life other than the fact I'm 17 and have pretty bad traumatic experiences lol.

If there's anything that interests you like what fandoms I'm in or smth like that, just know your going to see one HELL of a list.

While inspecting the Duck Trophy, you realize it move. Turns out it's a real Duck! The Duck starts quacking, making you scared because you don't want to interrupt the ritual again.

You take food from your pocket and give to the Duck.

You gave Popeye's biscuit.

The Duck started eating... But then choked on the biscuit.

You now have dead Duck.

Congratulations... (You monster)

You interrupt the ritual, mortal. What do you bring in trade for your life?

You give the Duck Trophy.

Perfect. Thank you mortal for the piece we've been missing. Run along now.

I woke up the other day feeling like absolute shit, then I was like "omg, why don't I just fall back to sleep?" So, that entire day I was trying to sleep.

See what happens when you lie to yourself? You end up looking depressed just laying in your bed, your parents wondering if you're ACTUALLY okay.

If I broke into your house, put Bluey on your TV and started binging it. What would you do?