Mj-the-simp

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you turned off the water and pulled the towel around yourself before stepping out of the shower. you drew a smiley face on the steam covered mirror before reaching for your clothes.

they weren't there. quiet giggling was heard outside of the bathroom. john had pranked you again, this wasn't the first and definitely not the last but you would be damned if you let this slip through.

after an awkward walk to the bedroom to get some clothes, you started planning your revenge.

John left to go see Dave, so you sat in the kitchen with a container of blue hair dye and his body wash. it was a temporary dye and would only last a few days but it was enough to get your point across. you carefully mixed the dye into the body wash making sure that you didn't get a lot on the outside.

once you were done you placed it back in the bathroom and waited until he got home. once he was home he went straight to go take a shower, the scent of apple juice gave him really bad vibes.

soon enough you heard a yell and then a very angry (and very blue) John walked into the room. "really? blue dye?" his face flushed slightly as he spoke.

"i almost went with pink," you smiled at him. he huffed slightly. "at least you know your thorough with your body wash!" you were lent over slightly in laughter. he smirked, you both knew what this would become.

"this means war."

some buttons for the fellow voters out there

tavros:

🧡 He thinks your height is adorable!

🧡 You are the optimal cuddle size! He will pull you into his lap so you two can watch Disney movies together.

🧡 If you let him, he will carry you around.

🧡 Pillow forts! you don't take up a lot of space in them so its not too cramped in there, just make sure that his horns don't knock down a pillow or you will end up in an avalanche of fluff.

sollux:

❤️ He is fairly lanky so the fact that your short makes the height gap a lot more noticeable.

💙 You will get picked on for your height. Placing things on high shelves, calling you little or a child, and using you as an armrest are all unavoidable with him.

❤️ But he will hack anyone that picks on you for being small. He's the only one that's allowed to tease you.

💙 You are the perfect height for cuddling while y'all play video games, or for you to sit on his lap while he works on his computer.

❤️ You will always win hide and seek against him and he hates it.