You Turned Off The Water And Pulled The Towel Around Yourself Before Stepping Out Of The Shower. You

you turned off the water and pulled the towel around yourself before stepping out of the shower. you drew a smiley face on the steam covered mirror before reaching for your clothes.
they weren't there. quiet giggling was heard outside of the bathroom. john had pranked you again, this wasn't the first and definitely not the last but you would be damned if you let this slip through.
after an awkward walk to the bedroom to get some clothes, you started planning your revenge.
John left to go see Dave, so you sat in the kitchen with a container of blue hair dye and his body wash. it was a temporary dye and would only last a few days but it was enough to get your point across. you carefully mixed the dye into the body wash making sure that you didn't get a lot on the outside.
once you were done you placed it back in the bathroom and waited until he got home. once he was home he went straight to go take a shower, the scent of apple juice gave him really bad vibes.
soon enough you heard a yell and then a very angry (and very blue) John walked into the room. "really? blue dye?" his face flushed slightly as he spoke.
"i almost went with pink," you smiled at him. he huffed slightly. "at least you know your thorough with your body wash!" you were lent over slightly in laughter. he smirked, you both knew what this would become.
"this means war."
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💜 she would love the idea of sleeping over with you!
🌙 you two will end up watching horror movies, if you get scared you can cling to her.
💜 tarot card readings, it's another way to view into the mind. and if you're interested she would be happy to teach you.
🌙 you will most likely end up discussing your feelings or just phycology in general.
💜 she isn't one to start pillow fights but she can 100% finish them. she'll have you on your ass before you even realize she had a pillow in her hand.
🌙 you two will end up doing some weird challenges (blindfolded makeup, wisper, don't laugh) and end up either making a mess or dying laughing.
💜 all in all yall will have a lot of fun and stay up wayyy too late.
rules! :o)
i will write:
shufflemancy
character x character
reader x character
headcannons
short fics/oneshots
polyamory
Fandoms:
homestuck(beta and alpha) and hiveswap
Cats! the musical
owl house
deltarune
undertale
sallyface
dragon prince
fnaf (security breach)
i won’t write:
minor/adult (unless platonic (like a sibling or parental figure type thing.))
abuse
angstfics
panic/anxiety related content
i’m not the fastest at writing but i’ll do my best! thanks for your patience!!! <3
If n a request some like headcanons of a reader who's Mituna's matesprite n they both have tics? And/or a drabble of Hal in a robot bod whos the reader's moirail comforting the reader after a panic attack. Thank u!!!
hi!! this was really cool to write since i have torettes and i don’t see this stuff a lot. i don’t write for panic/anxiety related stuff for personal reasons, sorry. i wish you the best!! :o)
💛he was pretty spooked at first but he realized what was happening pretty quickly.
🖤if your tics are loud it might bother him a bit but other than that he won’t mind them.
💛if y’all have a tic that is similar/the same he might point out how cool it is.
🖤he finds some of them quite cute.
💛he 100% randomly responds when you have verbal tics.
🖤if one of y’all end up ticking a lot the other might get set off. (the other dancestors think it’s the funniest shit ever)
💛he most likely has a few bee related tics.
🖤if you have a tic attack he’ll do his best to keep you from getting hurt while comforting you.