Mo Dao Zu Shi Driving Headcanons

Mo Dao Zu Shi Driving Headcanons

Wei Wuxian:

drives kinda wild

would drive any kind of car but loves convertibles and Jeeps

Wei wuxian blasts music and sings at the top of his lungs

He's reckless but somehow manages to avoid everyone on the road, so it's fine?

He's most reckless when he's driving alone.

Lan Wangji:

very professional, textbook driver.

Keeps his hands in the 10 to 2 position, as you're taught and doesn't move them an inch.

Lan Wangji sits in silence or has soft classical music playing... sometimes music with flutes... (subtle, isn't he?)

To him, driving is a huge responsibility.

He drives the exact speed limit, how is that even possible??

Jiang Cheng:

has road rage

would probably roll down the window just to flip someone off.

Otherwise, he's pretty by the book and pleasant to drive with

Jiang doesn't listen to music, maybe the radio for the news. Or if he's with company, maybe he'll let them pick the music. But the first time he hears something he doesn't want to, it's back to silence.

Jin Ling:

Prefers to walk with Fairy when he can, but as for long distances... this baby is just learning how to drive.

Scared af, hits his brakes every second.

Uncle Cheng is scary when teaching him, but even scarier when someone cuts Jin Ling off

Jin Ling would soon take after his uncle a bit and yell at them when someone cuts him off, but is quieter. Also does a tiny flip off through the rearview mirror, not bold enough to roll down his window and actually confront the person. Only bold enough to grumble to himself about it and complain to his friends (let him have friends)

Jin Ling listens to music he thinks makes him look cool but actually makes him look baby.

Wen Ning:

probably scared too, like Jin Ling

drives slower than the speed limit.

Unlike Jin Ling, Wen Ning will always be gentle and polite, letting everyone pass him even if he'll be late to his destination.

He plays very soft music and bops gently.

Jiang Yanli:

perfect, beautiful, if anyone honks at her then expect wei wuxian and jiang chang to chase them off the road, (and they were only honking because she was hot)

she probably taught wei wuxian and jiang cheng how to drive

Lan Xichen:

goes with the flow of traffic but is almost always within the legal limit, (so 5 below, 5 above speed limit).

Is very courteous and tends to make the right action in every situation.

probably taught Lan Wangji. Their Uncle gave them both lessons, but Wangji learned a little more with Xichen who was a little more patient.

Nie Huaisang:

just not good.

Nie is the car everyone passes and cusses out to themselves.

Sometimes they cuss him out to his face. Jiang is probably guilty of it.

Nie probably cuts people off on accident, just trying his best

Should probably stay the passenger prince

Wen Qing:

amazing driver, but can get a little pissed when someone is blatantly in the wrong

Taught Wen Ning how to drive

Has a little bit of road rage, but only bites her cheek. What would be the point of yelling at them? Now, if she's the passenger and Wen Ning is driving, you can bet she'll roll the window down and stick her whole head out to give them a piece of her mind

MDZS Drinking Tropes 🍶🍺

remember to drink responsibly! :^)

MDZS character's hot takes:

Jiang Yanli: People who knit are the loveliest, warmest people. People who crochet are feral psychopaths!

How Not to Sit on a Sofa with the MDZS Gang

//commentary by JGY, getting increasingly unhinged

//styling by Mianmian //refreshments by OYZZ

//the yi city kids are off doing yi city things

BONUS:

Untamed characters and their willingness to be hit with pies for charity

(brought to you by OP’s recent hit-with-pies-for-charity experience)

WEI WUXIAN: The pie-throwing stand is his idea. He is HYPED. He spends the week leading up to the event heckling the juniors so they sign up to throw at him. He does not remember to bring a change of clothes and spends the rest of the day very, very sticky once his turn is done. He has no regrets.

JIANG YANLI: She thinks this sounds so much fun and signs up without prompting! Unfortunately, nobody is willing to throw a pie at her because she is too nice. Wei Wuxian notices her disappointment, and puts pies in the hands of every little kid he can find so Yanli can get the full Pie Experience without risk of injury.

JIANG CHENG: His siblings peer-pressure him into doing this and he’s Not Enthused. He is less enthused when Jin Ling rolls up to the booth and drops like $50 on pies. For five solid minutes, Jin Ling flings pies while Jiang Cheng responds with increasingly ludicrous threats and both heckle each other with impunity. The second Jin Ling runs out of pies, Jiang Cheng picks up the ones that missed and starts throwing them back.

JIN ZIXUAN: He thinks about it after Yanli signs up, but 1.) his mother says he’s not allowed because it’s undignified, and 2.) he didn’t want to risk ruining his special bespoke fundraiser outfit anyway.

JIN GUANGYAO: He politely declines. Public humiliation and not being allowed to defend himself as people throw things at him just doesn’t sound fun to him For Some Reason.

MIANMIAN: WELL SOMEONE FROM THE JIN SECT HAS TO GET PIED, AND SHE GUESSES THAT PERSON’S GONNA BE HER. She has a blast. She is also the only person who thinks to bring shampoo with her to keep the whipped cream from congealing in her hair. She shares with Yanli and no one else.

LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying is doing it, and that’s good enough for him. The juniors agree beforehand that they’re each gonna throw a pie, but when they actually have to make eye contact with Hanguang-Jun, their resolve waivers. Finally, Lan Sizhui scuffles up to the throwing line, throws, and hits him directly in the face. Everyone is mortified until, with his usual stoic expression, Wangji flicks the whipped cream residue right back at Sizhui and the juniors cluster, and now it’s WAR.

LAN XICHEN: He… doesn’t get it? Why is this a thing? Who invented this? He’s glad that his brother is having a good time, but seriously, what?

NIE MINGJUE: He signs up with enthusiasm because HUZZAH! FEATS OF STRENGTH AND AGILITY FOR THE YOUTH! He is extremely strict about the rules of pie engagement, however, and god help you if you step over the throwing line.

NIE HUAISANG: He preemptively volunteers to run the booth’s cash register. Oh, darn! Looks like he’s busy! No pies in the face for him!

Mo Dao Zu Shi at an Amusement Park

Wei Wuxian:

Would have the time of his life on a roller coaster.

Totally teases anyone scared

He would cheer the whole time through the midst of all the screams

Even if he shouldn't have eaten before getting on one, he'd cheer even if he had to pause to throw up in a trash can... still one hand raised in the air while he does it

Can have fun on any ride, but really likes the fastest, scariest ones

Lan Wangji:

Straight-faced the whole time, but sometimes his eyes widen, or he feels the need to grip the safety bar of the ride a little tighter.

Only someone as close to him or as observant as Lan Xichen or Wei Wuxian would notice the slight change in his demeanor.

He'd enjoy the softer rides, or even the stalls most

Jiang Cheng:

A bit scared but trying not to vomit, so he can't be made fun of

Definitely not cheering the whole time, or at all

Some rides are more fun for him than others

If it's too slow of a ride it almost feels mocking

If it's too fast though, it's also not very fun.. it'll just turn his stomach.

He likes a good middle ground

Jiang Yanli:

Very "oh my" about it, but enjoys the ride and smiles the whole time, just making sure everyone is okay afterward-- not sure she's ever seen Jiang Cheng such a shade- !

She'd bring extra water, money, sun screen, snacks-- anything that anyone could possibly need, as the mom friend.

She's normally very composed, but maybe on one of those drops of terror machines she'd let out a yelp as it dropped and all her hair flew up.

She'd cover her mouth in surprise at herself, and clench her eyes shut during it

She may stumble a bit off of that ride.. everyone will greet her with water.

Jin Ling:

Definitely throwing up after putting on such a big show of wanting to ride the roller coaster

Totally sweating the whole time and screaming his lungs out

Needs a break but is trying to keep up with everyone else

Just doesn't wanna be left out

Some of the stall games are frustrating too

The haunted house is so lame... until he's in Lan Jingyi's arms, and they're both terrified of the chainsaw man

Wen Ning:

Throwing up before and after the ride,,, he didn't really want to do this...

Would enjoy trying different foods at the stalls, at least

Would really enjoy if there are performances and he can sit down and rest while watching them

Rest centers were made for him

Would search through the gift shop for Wen Qing and his friends

Lan Xichen:

Very good at playing it cool on the coaster, though not as well as Lan Wangji

Probably won't be heard screaming at the top of his lungs, but gasps would escape him--

Enjoys watching over the group the most

Peruses the gift shop and makes sure no one feels left out, getting everyone a little trinket of their own

Nie Huaisang:

At least pretending to be scared so someone consoles him

Putting on a big show of crying, maybe even some actual tears

He'd cling to the person next to him on the ride

Actually pretty good at the stall games

He could win one if he really puts his mind to it

When it gets too hot he dislikes it, and he'll fan himself and go rest, watching the entertainers

Wen Qing:

Like Jiang Yanli, she would bring extra everything-- but for Wen Ning, specifically

Of course, if anyone else needs something, she can share...

She's not getting on a roller coaster

Although she's practically unfazed by most rides, she'll still need to rest-- especially if it's hot

She'd enjoy resting with Wen Ning, and making sure he's okay