No

no

NO no

no

i found this weirdcore image on Pinterest and I'm sorry it made me laugh

this is actually me, constantly, at all times. i'm glad to see that someone else does this too, because i could never understand why i just have to relate these characters to these other characters.

rewatching brooklyn nine-nine? ahh yes, my favorite characters, mariana santiago and charlie peralta.

binging moral orel? those parents bordering on a divorce seem quite familiar..

trying to watch helluva boss? stolas and blitz remind me of something... hm.....

and even if it's not shapes and colors on a screen, i still find a way. my brain absolutely adores, every once and a while, taking the time to listen to the entire hamilton soundtrack specifically and assign roles from my current hyperfixation (used to do it with dsmp too), and somehow it always works FLAWLESSLY.

everything is qsmp.

(specifically slimeriana for me but ahskjaha)

No matter what i watch qsmp always appear on my fucking mind im always finding ways into putting the cubos into the situations of what im watching,,, quackity sweetie,,,,, did you put some spell on that fucking server or what (not neg obviously) 😭😭😭😭😭

would you guys still love me and read my writing if i posted the most boring shit ass 3k words for the start of a chapter ever

because thats what rust chp2 is feeling like rn

saving this for no particular reason haha

STOP DOING THIS IN INJURY FICS!!

Bleeding:

Blood is warm. if blood is cold, you’re really fucking feverish or the person is dead. it’s only sticky after it coagulates.

It smells! like iron, obv, but very metallic. heavy blood loss has a really potent smell, someone will notice.

Unless in a state of shock or fight-flight mode, a character will know they’re bleeding. stop with the ‘i didn’t even feel it’ yeah you did. drowsiness, confusion, pale complexion, nausea, clumsiness, and memory loss are symptoms to include.

blood flow ebbs. sometimes it’s really gushin’, other times it’s a trickle. could be the same wound at different points.

it’s slow. use this to your advantage! more sad writer times hehehe.

Stab wounds:

I have been mildly impaled with rebar on an occasion, so let me explain from experience. being stabbed is bizarre af. your body is soft. you can squish it, feel it jiggle when you move. whatever just stabbed you? not jiggly. it feels stiff and numb after the pain fades. often, stab wounds lead to nerve damage. hands, arms, feet, neck, all have more motor nerve clusters than the torso. fingers may go numb or useless if a tendon is nicked.

also, bleeding takes FOREVER to stop, as mentioned above.

if the wound has an exit wound, like a bullet clean through or a spear through the whole limb, DONT REMOVE THE OBJECT. character will die. leave it, bandage around it. could be a good opportunity for some touchy touchy :)

whump writers - good opportunity for caretaker angst and fluff w/ trying to manhandle whumpee into a good position to access both sites

Concussion:

despite the amnesia and confusion, people ain’t that articulate. even if they’re mumbling about how much they love (person) - if that’s ur trope - or a secret, it’s gonna make no sense. garbled nonsense, no full sentences, just a coupla words here and there.

if the concussion is mild, they’re gonna feel fine. until….bam! out like a light. kinda funny to witness, but also a good time for some caretaking fluff.

Fever:

you die at 110F. no 'oh no his fever is 120F!! ahhh!“ no his fever is 0F because he’s fucking dead. you lose consciousness around 103, sometimes less if it’s a child. brain damage occurs at over 104.

ACTUAL SYMPTOMS:

sluggishness

seizures (severe)

inability to speak clearly

feeling chilly/shivering

nausea

pain

delirium

symptoms increase as fever rises. slow build that secret sickness! feverish people can be irritable, maybe a bit of sass followed by some hurt/comfort. never hurt anybody.

ALSO about fevers - they absolutely can cause hallucinations. Sometimes these alter memory and future memory processing. they're scary shit guys.

fevers are a big deal! bad shit can happen! milk that till its dry (chill out) and get some good hurt/comfort whumpee shit.

keep writing u sadistic nerds xox love you

ALSO I FORGOT LEMME ADD ON:

YOU DIE AT 85F

sorry I forgot. at that point for a sustained period of time you're too cold to survive.

pt 2

tried drawing juanaflippa :)

(By Your headcanons/beliefs)