Funniest Shit I've Ever Edited Lol

Funniest shit I've ever edited lol

Updated, my cauliflowers:

I am definitely not writing a Deadpool/Wolverine at the moment. I am definitely not indulging in my dark urges of needing old men yaoi. I am definitely not going to use canon to my advantage and write a cute slice of life slow burn eventual smut about this two jackasses. I am not.

Reblog.

Taylor swift is to music as Colleen Hoover is to literature

Based on real experience?

Don't be afraid. to make. astarion. cringy. in fics.

He is a dork. He is a silly little freak who grants you 5+ approval if you let yourself be whipped by a priest. Also 5+ if you let him open the barn door. He hasn't had an extended conversation with a normal person in several years. He will ask completely unhinged questions and make puns. The smooth facade literally falls apart the instant he feels safe with someone.

Even when he doesn't feel safe, he believes that his pick up lines are great.

meeee

Posted, my loves:

I am definitely not writing a Deadpool/Wolverine at the moment. I am definitely not indulging in my dark urges of needing old men yaoi. I am definitely not going to use canon to my advantage and write a cute slice of life slow burn eventual smut about this two jackasses. I am not.