Reblog.

Reblog.

Taylor swift is to music as Colleen Hoover is to literature

UPDATE!!!

The author is back, and so are the fics. Kindness can really improve some situations, and I'm proud that, at least in some way, my words helped with it.

Anyways, they're reposting slowly (3 chapters per day), but it all will be worthy.

Remember, people, be kind, and follow the number one rule on AO3: If you don't like it, don't read it.

Kudos to all of you who helped me in my quest! Hope we read each other again! Until then, I say goodbye

Hi, does anyone have a copy or at least the title of an Astarion X Halsin fic that got deleted yesterday?

I don't have nor the author's or the fic name, but it was made by someone who had "Mojojojo" in their username.

It was about Halsin's backstory in the underdark and its resemblance to Astarion's trauma while they deal with their relationship.

It had 30 something chapters, I was in the fifth one when it got deleted suddenly.

Any help is enough for a desperate reader who wants to know what happens next, thank you. ❤️✨

*WHEEZE*

God dammit I forgot I had this installed...

maybe a hot take but i think personally it doesnt matter if u sexualize any of the bg3 characters. its a rated m game and theyre all adultd and not fucking real. yes this includes astarion and gale and gortash and orin and the dark urge and karlach and absolutely fucking every fucking adult and you have no fucking right to tell anyone what they can or cannot fucking do to enjoy a fictional character who does not exist. YES IT INCLUDES ASTARION. SHUT UP!!! YOU ARENT HELPING SA VICTIMS BY PISSING AND SHITTING YOURSELF OVER A FICTIONAL MAN!!!! HELP REAL SURVIVORS AND VICTIMS INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND FAKE PPL CUZ YOURE TOO LAZY OR ONLY WANT TO PERFORM AS AN ALLY CUZ YOU DONT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT REAL VICTIMS!!!!

-sincerely an SA victim whos tired of ppl pissing theirselves about astarion smut.

Funniest shit I've ever edited lol

non-exhaustive list of men’s body parts that are divine to the point of being angelic:

back muscles

an exposed throat

hands.

soft tummy

the v shape of their pelvis

shoulder blades

hips, angular and soft

happy trail

nipples (sensitive, easily pinched)

the way the hair on their torso swirls in a pattern like waves

thighs

the dimples in the small of their back

hands again (large) (splayed wide)

eyes. crinkled eyes in a smile.

nose in profile

all of it