Me Reading An X Reader Fanfic:

Me reading an X reader fanfic:

I stole your dino nuggies <3

was wondering where those went

creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends n i have said pt two:

warning[s] - crude language, explicit wording, general teenage shit

seph: i have the longest, thickest, hardest dick to breathe

seph: I

seph: AM

seph: BIG DICK ENERGY

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simon: i miss joseph </3

indigo: homiesexual

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etie: gay and only some of us can drive

cameron: plus gray

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bex: tiffany was just horny on the main

simon: we all are, she's not special

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seph, texting the gc: @/gray i blame u for the way i talk about my new phone

carter: SKFKSJF

seph: I DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING

joseph: pfftt.. ask google

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carter: simon said your dick was fake

simon: all i said was that it was a strap

seph: straps are real dicks simon </3

cameron: so true

joseph: poor simon

simon: you're all gay

etie: true

bex: simon you're literally unlabeled

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etie: you're all my favorite

cameron: aw

indigo: :D

helen: thank youuu

simon: sick.

seph: forgive him, he doesn't understand human affection

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seph: simon compare dick sizes with me

simon: bet let's go

indigo: what.. what else did i expect.

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cameron, to indigo: YOUR TWIN SIBLING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD???

joseph, also to indigo: HARRY STYLES???

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simon: i'm a whore

bex: .. aND I'M NON BINARY!

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bex: [sprays joseph with deoderant]

joseph: this is jos abuse

bex: no, that's what your mom does

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indigo: i drink diet coke from tiddies now

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cameron: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! NOW DO YOU WANT TO PLAY ROBLOX OR NOT?!

carter: y - yes?

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gray: why go for the kneecaps?

simon: i'm tall, aggressive, and they'll never see it coming.

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joseph, sending a picture in the gc: my guitar ft simon's foot

simon: i have sexy feet what are you talking about /j

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gray: what's 1+1?

seph: uh

seph: ..

seph: two

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indigo: you ever just drink salt water?

simon: no

indigo: oKAY

let's hear it for 100% platonic love. friends, both in-person and online, who remind you how fucking fun and exciting and beautiful the world can be. siblings and cousins and sometimes parents or grandparents or aunts or uncles who stick by you and support you when you're feeling low. strangers who show you unexpected kindness, or to whom you have showed the same. artists you'll never meet whose work helped you better meet yourself.

all too often, pop culture tells us that the only satisfying ending is one neatly tied up with a romantic bow, but there are a million ways to love out there, and a lot of them are really fucking great!

that’s a really interesting interpretation of this character. i actually hadn’t seen it that way before. unfortunately you are wrong and stupid but i think it’s great that you tried.