I Stole Your Dino Nuggies

I stole your dino nuggies <3

was wondering where those went

creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends n i have said pt one:

warnings - crude language, general stupid teenage shit

indigo: [messaging cameron] we were supposed to make smoothies </3

indigo: [calls cameron continuously] DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING SMOOTHIE OR NOT

cameron, in the other room: [messages indigo back] smoothie <3

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simon: HEAR ME OUT - cheerios on cream cheese toast

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seph: i brought you food

gray: thank you :)

[opens container]

gray: it's lemons?

seph: it's lemons.

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joseph: LISTEN, I DIDNT DRINK EXPIRED MILK AND EAT STALE GRAHAMCRACKERS IN MY CHILDHOOD FOR THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT

cameron: i-

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cameron: alcohol kills kids!

carter: only if they get alcohol poisoning

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helen: i forgot the context and almost said casually throws giant teddy bear at you n then i remembered

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etie: GOODNIGHT I LOVE YOU DON'T DIE and how dare you give me baby fever

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bex: Y'ALL NEVER ATE PLAY DOUGH AS A LIL KID??

joseph: i ate glue

simon: i ate nail polish

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etie, about to message gray, hovering over the send button: make me a milf 😩

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simon: you know what i just realized

seph: hm?

simon: [neph]ilim per[seph]one

helen: it was meant to be

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indigo: all indi know is make masc thirst trap, drink diet coke, cry, repeat

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carter: i was like "wha-" and then the shaking and sobbing began

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etie: I want to be so caffeinated I don't feel my fingers

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indigo: i am only alive during the coldest hours in the day did u know that

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seph: it's nesley cunt- cRUNCH OHMYGOD CRUNCH I MEANT CRUNCH

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indigo: probe

cameron: and not in the good way

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bex: THAT BITCH ON ROBLOX CANT SAY SHIT TO ME NOW

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helen: i live life on the edge, i forget- i mean, i don't wear earring backs

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etie: I SAID WHORE HOUSE INGROWN ON TO UR MOM, I'M SORRY

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joseph: they- OOO LIL GAY FISH

let's hear it for 100% platonic love. friends, both in-person and online, who remind you how fucking fun and exciting and beautiful the world can be. siblings and cousins and sometimes parents or grandparents or aunts or uncles who stick by you and support you when you're feeling low. strangers who show you unexpected kindness, or to whom you have showed the same. artists you'll never meet whose work helped you better meet yourself.

all too often, pop culture tells us that the only satisfying ending is one neatly tied up with a romantic bow, but there are a million ways to love out there, and a lot of them are really fucking great!

creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends n i have said pt three:

warning[s] - crude language, explicit content, general teenage shit

indigo: maybe i'm not a skinny white boy, look at those thighs jesus christ -

etie: yOU'RE SO CUTE

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helen: help i'm wearing a corset and my cat is swarming towards my tits

carter: WHAT

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simon: i- "i only like my cum white"?

seph: we don't talk about it

gray: so there was peanut butter and jelly -

seph: wE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

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etie: boobs with the fur

seph: hot

cameron: oh.

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joseph: get yourself an emo who's also a housewife

indigo: i have one, it's my brother

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gray: seph when can i mive in

seph: mhm

seph: oh, now

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helen: LET ME EAT MY CANDLES IN PEACE

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joseph: someone's just a giant chicken

bex: wow

joseph: w a knife

bex: .. wow

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simon: yk i don't enjoy hurting people

indigo: i don't believe you

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joseph: beautiful song

carter: it's jazz hands..

joseph: oh

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bex: no one wants a dirty sink cake

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simon: you guys are invited to the funeral btw

helen: THE FUNERAL???

simon: I MEANT THE WEDDING, I MEANT THE WEDDING -

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etie: your hair has too much ass from being a strippper

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seph: this is why we can't take you anywhere shawty

bex: bc i call 48 yr old men seggsy?

simon: yes.

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cameron: he was too obsessed with folding his paper towels into triangles

carter: [eats his well folded paper towels]

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etie: indigo what if you had a sister named violet

indigo: that'd be weird

etie: nO IT'D BE PERFECT

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simon: the way he runs reminds me of someting,, what is it?

simon: oh berries and cre-

joseph: bERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM, IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM

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indigo: im not re-entering my one direction phase for the music

[holds up picture of louis tomlinson]

indigo: i'm doing it for him.

simon: k.

are you guys OK. sometimes i get the vibe, that you are at your wits end