Creatures United Incorrect Quotes/as Things My Friends N I Have Said Pt Five

creatures united incorrect quotes/as things my friends n i have said pt five

warning(s) - crude language, explicit themes, general teenage shit

indigo: he's so hot and he makes me so happy

etie: as long as you're happy

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simon: they're the itch we tried so hard to scratch until we stabbed it due to it being overly irritated.

joseph: si please don't stab yourself to get rid of an itch

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bex: ARE YOU GOING TO LET THAT CLOWN KILL MOMMY??

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seph: why is he an english woman from the 1800s

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simon: he's quirky

joseph: and horny

gray: AND flexible

carter: the whole package man

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indigo: i got a death threat on an x reader i wrote

simon: oh!

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etie: i'm a ginger now, what r u gonna do about it

bex: are you the ginger that followed simon

joseph: no, that was me

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helen: ur so good at listening

gray: thanks it's from trauma

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indigo: he's OUR babygirl actually

etie: we share babygirl

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seph: i'm too committed to the bit.

seph: all i've drunk within the past two days is vitamin water.

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carter: smash

simon: valid. slutty man waist era ig

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joseph: what's ur home address

helen: EXCUSE ME

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seph: OH RYOO RIGHT

seph: SATAN

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bex: pew pee mothafucka

cameron: pew pee

bex: .. i said what i said

joseph: i'm sure you mean it bex

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indigo: the soup bases r pussy poppin

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carter: u kehds okeyyyhhhhh?

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indigo: crying myself to sleep, simon told me i looked like valentine from monster high

helen: as he should

typical journal entry: [anger] [mourning] [expressing joy over the mundane] [regret] [longing] [regret] [anger] [what i ate today] [crushing loneliness] [wishing my friends well] [single line of poetry] [anger] [mourning] [list of goals] [list of fears] [list of tasks to be done] [goodbye]

are you guys OK. sometimes i get the vibe, that you are at your wits end