I Love My Works Automated "How Have Your Onboarding Proccess Been?" Surveys.

I love my works automated "How have your onboarding proccess been?" Surveys.

It is basically me explaining that there is no such thing. My onboarding was "Here are the emergency exits, this is your onboarding buddy. Go"

Was not given tasks. Did not know what my team does ( Still do not, but now I know that NO ONE knows ).

And explaining that there CANNOT be a good onboarding proccess since there is no plan ( several things are 'Highest priority" for example. A clear sign of no plan ) and no command or decision structure.

And when there are no plan and no structure... you can only onboard people to chaos

Honestly? Write Hank about this.

Like. I promise you, he WILL care

The fact that that scishow hrt video kind of quips outright about no one on the writing team taking feminizing hormones is what baffles me like was that not embarrassing to say? I feel like if a big science youtube channel made a video about a more general health topic and half way through implied that there were no women on the writing team you'd be like. "okay why are you joking about that. That kind of calls into question the accuracy of the information you're presenting and also the kind of workplace that is going on behind the scenes". But when it's specially about trans stuff they can just be like yeah we didn't speak to any trans women about that first part lol.

You can write object oriented in C, functional in Java. Mono-paradime is bad.

The real world is complex, and picking 1 solution to everything means picking a bad solution.

Right tool for the right job.

"So you know how C is procedural, Haskell is functional, and Java is object-oriented? You may ask: 'what about Python?'

Well, Python is bullshit-oriented."

My friend, teaching me Python.

I hope it all works out for you!

I hope you find answers to all your trouble and your workflow gets smoother!

I hope you find cheatsheets to help you and manage to write notes that helps you remember!

bitch java is so fucking annoying why does the S in String need to be capitalized but the i in int has to be in lowercase??? why do you need to import a whole ass module just to take an input from the user??? why are all the commands so fucking long and hard to remember??? JUST DIE

This is sorta what I do

I spend less time on my tasks than most

Do not tell people about it. Spend the extra time reading documentation and the codebases. Taking screenshots. Making presentations.

And then I make my case that the company is shit in way X.

And when doubted, I have evidence. Nicely presented and alphabetically sorted.

I realized my notes at work had a bunch of errors.

Why?

Microsoft fucked up notepad.

It should not be possible. It is the simplest program there was.

But now it have autocorrect. Turned on by default to ruin your notes.

Because microsoft cannot just leave a program that works perfectly well, is super stable and requires no updates alone.

going back to windows to do something after using Linux for a while is always such a shock because of the 500 different pop ups, the fans go to max on the desktop, new daily update, stupid prompt to use edge and upgrade to windows 11, and linux is just existing no fans no pop ups nothing its just there ready to use when you turn the computer on