Morts2022 - Untitled

dan doesn’t want to get married (valid) but he still wants people to see phil as his forever person. like he will cringe at the word ‘husband’ but still make sure everyone sees a video of him pushing phil, a grown ass man, up a hill like a toddler because that’s HIS grown ass man and only he gets to have him and indulge him and pamper him. he just doesn’t want the word for that to be ‘husband’ (or boyfriend). he’s like “we’re immortal tortoises, we’re soulmates, best friends, companions through life” and people go “okay so you’re a couple then?” and he becomes that gif of emma roberts in scream queens where she huffs all frustrated because nooo they’re not a couple, other people, normal people with boring normal relationships are couples and husbands and boyfriends. what he and phil are to each other is so much bigger and more complex and nuanced and unfathomable and no one can understand it. he really thinks he and phil are the first and only people to experience a lifetime kind of love that feels like fate. and honestly who are we to tell him he’s wrong.

*waiting for dan and phil to get girlfriends so i can see the massive implosion that happens in the phandom*

ok but can we talk about how happy they've seemed recently? they just seem so much more carefree and comfortable. they've finally let go of the iron grip they had on the narrative and are just letting themselves be without overthinking the implications of every word that comes out of their mouths. it's beautiful to see.

I don’t even know if we’re going to get an official “hard launch” at this point. Seems like their current strategy is pretend like they already hard launched and everyone feels like they missed the memo

when dan said he and phil were put on this earth for the sole purpose of being together, ie literally two halves of an essential whole. and when phil said he felt lost in the years dan left youtube because he didn't know who he was outside "dan and phil". yeah