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TIL, that the psychologist Jordan Peterson is scared of Minecraft because of herobrine. He says that herobrine is “the embodiment of pure evil” and that he’s “never seen anything like it.” He says that he’s never going to play Minecraft again

where would we be without them

your "girlfriend" looks to be a .. uh uuuhhh ummmhh

Puki puk I jst looked through your gfs blog and she’s so so cool and cute I think you guys r a beautiful couple I wish you the best

Thanks she's the best ever, we went to Vienna together and we ate schnitzel. Don’t believe me???

Now who looks like the fool?? Now who is the fool…? You.

the cgp grey girls are kinda nasty with it

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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Sex playlist:

The entire bloodborne soundtrack

Lacrimosa

Dragula

Don't Mine at Night

Cha cha slide

Yule log fire crackling sfx

its not my fault the optimal atmospheric conditions are achieved in my room when the heater is on and the window is open. btw who is Electric Bill he sounds cool

You: leaves on the ground are part of nature and serve several important purposes

Some people, for some reason: *screaming and crying and throwing up* NO THEY’RE ICKY

Our most devastating fatal error as a society was making it normal to hate and fear bugs because when I say "hey, your yard should not be a barren wasteland that cannot support life" people are like "but what if there's a bug" yes. yes that's the life

this planet is for bugs. bugs are the dominant life form here. bugs invented society and farming. bugs are essential to the survival of every other life form. they are the foundation of the whole food chain. they aerate the soil, clean up the dead things, and make fruits and berries come to be. look, look at this fruit. it exists because a bug pollinated a flower. a bug did this for you.

Your honor my client has untreated synesthesia and cannot be held in contempt for court-- his gormless slack jawed stare isnt due to his diagnosed imbecility but rather because your droning voice and stilted clerical tone has carried him to an orgiastic sensory display of squares as well as circles

Y do u hate when people say "previous tags"

Etiquette.

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

This tweet has changed my life btw

my job in the 1930s was to hang around the docks and blow all the union guys

bitches r like "i can suture the wound that drains you of life. i can close the gash through which your days leak away hour by hour" uhm the wound is endlessly extending 😂 like the tracks of a snake through desert sand

“England” from Guilty Gear Isuka (Arc System Works/2003)

IT'S ME.

Undercover x Evangelion aw21-22 Tokyo Collection.

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

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