Farm Hand SERO Tends To Take Nap Breaks At Least Once A Day And The Heifers Fall All Over Each Other

Farm hand SERO tends to take nap breaks at least once a day and the heifers fall all over each other to get to lay beside him while he naps because he sleep fucks. Like he rolls over still asleep and gets all up in them guts and once he wakes up usually mid fuck he goes from sleepy pounding to oh look the little slut was being naughty time to give her a baby in that greedy womb fucking. I'm talking that good squirting screaming fucking that has the heifers pulling the nearby bulls over to fuck them while they watch and some of the more silly farm hands placing bets about how many orange loving hybrids will be born this season.

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The word was spread by one of the heifers that had been on Sero’s lap while he dozed of in his usual, mid afternoon naps. At first, she just found it funny that he wrapped his arms around her, thinking he was a cuddle bug in his sleep. But then she felt his hips gyrating upwards, unconsciously seeking the warmth of a cunt, and like the horny cow she was, the heifer pushed his untied overalls down to feel the precise strokes that Sero could still manage while asleep.

News traveled fast and it was only a matter of time before more heifers were hovering around Sero when drowsiness started to make him nod and bob. Due to previously held argument over who gets to ride the sleepy farmer this time, you step forward as the proud winner, giddily crawl up on his lap and sink down with a whiny moo. You rolls her hips and Sero faintly hums under his breath as he grinds along with you, the curve of his cock so delicious on your gummy walls.

His weight easily rolls both of you around so you’re on your back, Sero nuzzling into your neck like he would with his pillow, but humps into you all the same, snug like he belonged in your pussy, slow and deep and nudging your sweet spot.

Sero’s not exactly a light sleeper, but your pants, your moans, the muffled chime of your bell from between squished bodies is bound to wake him up, thrusts momentarily wavering at the realization of how your pussy grips him.

“Oh? Looks like a little heifer decided to be a slut while I was napping.” His mild confusion quickly melts into a smug grin as he really puts his hips into it, making you squeal at the slaps echoing from between your legs, wet and messy juices dripping on the ground below. “Since you wanna be so naughty, I’ll give this greedy pussy the baby she wants.”

He plows you like a mission of upmost importance, has your legs draped over the bent of his arms so he can batter the entrance of your cervix with every thrust, slurs filth on your parted and drooling lips and your brain is too mushy to even register he switched to Spanish- but your pussy seems to know, and she forms obscene rings of cream around Sero’s base, wetting dark pubes milky white.

Sero fucks you so god that he gets you both an audience. He rams into you so good that other heifers had to drag bulls over to replicate the sensation their cunts envied and craved for. He raws you so good that he has a group of cows begging for a turn when he’s done and Sero laughs cockily and fucks you with a new found vigor, horny cheerleaders spurring him on.

Farmer Shigaraki pacing by and he visibly grimaces at the fuck fest he’ll probably have to clean after.

“Great, we get to expect another brat that hazes through the orange stock.”

He gets a hefty pat on the back from a passing doc Keigo who’s chuckling at the scene. “You humble him too much, Shiggy. That nap gave him enough energy for at least two more kids.”

Monkey D. Luffy Modern AU Headcanon

WARNINGS: 18+, sexting

a/n: I don’t know how long this has been sitting in my tumblr drafts completely forgotten about lol definitely a few years. Thankfully tumblr didn’t delete it because I didn’t have it saved anywhere else. Enjoy and please leave nice comments if you like it!

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simon heaves a deep sigh, calming himself down, before patting your knee and getting off the bike. he flicks the kill-switch and kicks at the side stand to keep the bike from tilting.

he doesn’t help you get off so you wonder if it’s just a quick stop, but then johnny hollers, “y’r not allowed to come in, lass!”

“what?”

simon turns to you with his visor up, his lips pursed in that boyish smile. “take care of the kids, yeah?”

he bends down just enough to bump his helmet on yours – a kiss, that you know – before walking to the bodega, flanked by the rest of the group.

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the bikes?

you’re still frozen on his bike, watching as the group splits up – john heads towards the fridges, johnny asks the worker for a key for the washroom, kyle disappears between the shelved snacks, and simon stands by the window that is empty of pasted posters so he can stare back at you from inside the shop.

you shoot him a glare, one that you know he won’t even see because of the distance between you two.

simon gives you a small wave.

it isn’t until later when you’re pinching his thighs that he finally tells you what that was all about. he points to the “no backpacks allowed” sign and looks at you with a quirked brow.

“ohh!” you say as the realization dawns on you. simon huffs a laugh while johnny swats the back of your helmet lightly.

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