I'm Breaking Up With You Prank.

I'm breaking up with you prank.

Influencer! boyfie Gojo

influencer! Gojo x influencer reader

Word: 3.9k words

Synopsis: The reader decides that she wants to prank her boyfriend Gojo and it almost ended in bad.

Warning: a bit angst, implied sexual content. Gojo is a softie.

(it's a part of a series I'll like to start so don't be afraid to make a request.)

The moment you sat in front of the camera, you knew it was a bad idea. You knew it was a terrible idea (well not for the viewers because they are going to find it entertaining), but you knew how dangerous this prank was going to be.

You may or may not have strength in your legs when your boyfriend is done with you.

Either way, you had to do this. You had to prank him back. So without any further thoughts, you pressed record on the camera, and then you did your intro.

"What's up guys, you know it's your favorite girl Y/N and welcome back to our channel," you did your little dance while smiling then you went on with the rest of the intro. "So today! Today, today (I am a fan of the prince family) I have a bombass prank video ready for you guys and to be honest, I'm scared."

You took a deep breath before looking down at your phone, the one that your boyfriend gifted you with in the last video he made, then you looked up back at the camera.

"I'm pranking Satoru today and I'm not sure if I want to do this prank on him, but your girl is gonna do it anyway. He might cripple me *clears throat dramatically* but I don't mind."

You bit your lips as you thought of the many nights your boyfriend, the one and only Gojo Satoru has left you with your legs feeling like noodles and your throat raw from all the screaming he made you do.

"So right now, I believe Satoru's home, and let me tell you, he's not going to come over because he thinks I'm upset with him. But I'm not! HEHE, I'm only pretending to be, just so that this prank can work."

You had to pretend to be mad at him for this prank to work. So the entire day yesterday, you gave him cold shoulders, you didn't give him any kisses and you didn't even spend the night at his home. You did all of that even though it pained to watch as he pouted and tried his hardest to get your attention or to say to get you to not be mad at him.

But you had to because...

"I am going to do this prank called, I'm breaking up with you. Listen, guys, Toru Is going to flip out. But I'm doing this for you guys. So please give this video a big FAT thumbs up and don't forget to share and subscribe to our channel. Without further ado let's get it."

You cut the camera and you quickly went to set up two hidden cameras in your living room, then you went back to your room, checked for outfit one last time before you went back to recording.

"Alright, I'm going to send him a breakup message and I'll screen record my screen so you guys can see his response. So here we go I'm ready."

You quickly went into your boyfriend's chat to see all the messages he sent you last night. You almost pout when you saw that he sent you a selfie of himself laying down in bed with an adorable smile on his lips and he left a caption: Good night Moochie I miss you💖 and I love you❤.

"Toru is such a baby," you cooed before clicking out of his photo. "Time to prank him."

You began typing your message in hopes to make it a bit quick and also short.

You: Gojo... I can't do this with you anymore. We need to break up.

And in an instant, you got a reply.

Boyfie: Why?

"Guy's he replied, ok so let's say this." You said to the camera before you began typing again.

You: it's just not working out between us anymore. I'm not happy.

He read your message. You watched as the typing bubble appeared at the bottom of the screen and you peered at the camera nervously.

Boyfie: I don't understand. We were just fine until yesterday. Did I do something wrong?

Boyfie: baby you need to talk to me.

Boyfie: what's going on? Where is this coming from?

You started to type a response, but before you even got a chance to answer his message he started calling.

"He's Facetiming me," you said as you held back your laughter. "I'm not going to answer. Because if I do he'll see that I'm joking around."

You waited until it stopped ringing. But as soon as it did, he called you again.

"I should have known that he's not going to stop calling me. I am going to decline his call.”

And you did just that. You giggled once again when you saw the typing bubble appear once more.

Boyfie: Babe answer the damn phone and stop playing with me

Boyfie: We need to talk about this.

You almost felt bad for pranking him, but he deserved it not after he pranked your last time before he gifted you with the phone you were currently texting him with. So you swallowed the heavy lump in your throat and went on with the prank.

Boyfie: Moochie…

You: There is nothing for us to talk about Gojo. I’m done with this relationship.

Boyfie: NO! You’re not leaving me. Y/N answer the phone and talk to me.

Your phone started to ring again. “Shit! Ok, I’ll try my hardest not to laugh.”

You laughed as you answered his call and then you immediately placed your big finger over the camera. You didn’t want him to see the grin on your face. You watched as his face appeared on the screen. You cooed when you saw his adorable angry pouty face.

“Y/N come on let me see you,” he pleaded as he leaned back on his sofa and waited for your face to appear on the screen. You silently laugh before clearing your throat to speak.

“No! You said you wanted to talk so talk, I don’t have all day,” You said to him.

“Tch! You need to let me see you Y/N. I’m not fucking playing with you right now. I wanna see my girlfriend,” He said while rolling his eyes as he waited for you to appear on the screen. You slapped your hand over your mouth to silence your gasp. Gojo never swears unless he’s having sex with you. Even when he’s around his best friend Geto (the one who swears like a sailor) he still refuses to do so. He said that it’s a bad habit. “Y/N!”

“Gojo,” You said with the most unbothered voice you could muster up. You removed your thumb from the camera and let him have a look at your face. “And I’m not your girlfriend anymore. I said I’m done.”

“And I said that you’re not leaving me. You need to tell me what's going on. Why do you want to leave me all of a sudden? We were cool until yesterday,” He said before taking a deep breath as he continued to speak. “Out of nowhere you got so sour with me and I don’t know what the hell I did. You need to tell me so that I can fix it because breaking up with me is not an option.”

You bit your lip to hold back the laugh that was stuck at the back of your throat. Damn, he looked as if he was about to cry, and also from the look, he carried you knew he was dead-ass serious about you not leaving him.

“I don’t need you to fix anything, Gojo. I just want you to leave me alone.”

He hissed his teeth, you watched him sit up in his seat and place his phone in his lap, then looked down at the screen. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He only does this when you’re on the verge of pissing him off. “Leave you alone! That’s not going to happen. Talk to me, let’s talk this out and then I can fix my mistake.”

You didn’t know what to say to him really since he was your first and only boyfriend you never actually ended a relationship before. This prank is not as easy as you thought it’ll be. “I’m done Gojo.”

“Why though? What’s going on? Like what did I do?” He asked again.

You sighed as you tried your hardest to think about something, anything and that's when you remembered that you saw him talking to his ex-girlfriend yesterday inside the library. You usually don’t take offense to it because you knew he had no feelings for her. You know the only reason he’s talking to her is that they have a project due very soon.

So you never cared, but you figured that it’ll be the perfect opportunity to pretend to be mad because he was talking to her.

“You’re acting as if you don't know what you did wrong?” you said to him and he sighed heavily.

“I don't, that's why I’m asking Y/N,” He said to you.

“Just forget it Gojo, I’m done and I just need you to know that,” You said to him before hanging up. You sighed heavily before looking up at the camera. “This is extremely hard, guys. Shit, he’s calling back.”

You took a deep breath before answering, “So you're just going to hang up on me like that?”

“I have nothing else I want to say to you Gojo,” You said as you bit your lip and looked away from the camera. This was getting intense for a prank but you had to continue. For the supporters.

“Moochie, tell me what’s going on so I can fix it please,” he pleaded over the phone. You glanced down at the screen and saw that he had tears in his eyes. God, you knew that this was going to be hard. “I don’t understand what is going babe, we were just fine the other day.”

“Well, we aren’t now.”

“Why Y/N? What did I do?” He asked you once again. You tried your hardest to keep yourself from laughing. This was too funny but it was also hard. "Moochie, please talk to me."

"I have nothing that I want to say to you Gojo," you repeated once more.

"You can't just break up with me without an explanation moochie," he said before clearing his throat. "You're not breaking up with me, so let's talk it out here. Tell me what on earth did I do, let’s fix it Moochie."

"There's nothing left to be fixed Gojo," you heard him sniff before taking a sharp breath.

"What do you… You know what? I'm coming over because you're not about to break up with me," he said before getting up from his sofa and going for his keys.

You knew that he was about to find his cute self at your home, and you wanted him to. But you had to pretend. "No, I don't want you at my house Gojo."

"Tch! You're not breaking up with me though. So I'm coming over so we can talk and work things out. If that doesn't work, then I'll just have to fuck you and then we can talk after."

You fold your lips to hold your laughter. He was mad now, you knew you can just tell by the way he slammed his car door shut. "GOJO?"

"WHAT!?" he answered and you tried even harder to not laugh. "Just be sure to be ready when I get there because we're going to talk this out and like I said if you refuse then we'll just have to fuck. But I'm not fucking letting you go." You giggled silently when he began to ramble as he pulled out of his parking lot. "The fuck are you talking about leaving me. You're mine, MINE."

Oh my god guys he's freaking out, you whispered to your camera before looking down at his camera. "Just be ready for me. Play with your p***y until I get there. The fuck."

You placed your phone in your lap and took a deep breath. He’s not joking, you’re fucking dead when he gets here. Gojo and angry sex will put you in a hospital bed. He’s done it with you once before and you knew how rough he’ll get and you swore you never wanted to experience it again. You had to tell him it’s a prank by the time he gets here. You need to let him know that you were only joking around. Or else your legs and maybe even your back won’t be of any use to you anymore.

You swallowed the thick lump in your throat before looking at the camera. "Satoru is pissed, guys. He never swears, not even when he's angry. So you know what's up. Let me check how far away he is." You did exactly so and it showed that he was 10 minutes away. "Shit! So he's 10 minutes away, I'll start the camera again when he gets back."

You hit pause then rush towards your bathroom to wash your face and rinse your mouth out with a bit of mouthwash. He told you to be ready so you were doing just that. You made sure to fix your skirt. Shit, You mumbled to yourself, as you began to feel the heat between your legs. Just the thought of him fucking you the moment you get here had you feeling a bit aroused.

Maybe you wanted to have angry sex with. You might prolong this prank a bit more. You giggled as you reached under your skirt and slipped your panties off and tossed it in the hamper.

Might as well give him easy access, when he flips up your mini skirt, he can just stick it right in. You walked out of your room, just in time to hear your phone ring. You hit the record on the camera then you quickly answer already knowing that it was him, and you also put him on speaker. "What Gojo?"

"Let me in," he said as he breathed heavily through the phone.

"I told you not to come here," you said as you walked into the living room and went to the buzzer to let him through the apartment. He hung up once he was able to get in and he began to make his way upstairs. You went to your room quickly to hide your camera then you whispered. "He's here, so I have to get into a full acting mode."

You leave the room, look over at both cameras that are set up, and smile. You took a deep breath before sitting down on the sofa with your phone in your hand. It wasn't long before you heard a knock on your door and his voice calling out your name. You giggled once more before transitioning into acting mode then you walked over to the door. You opened it then quickly walked back to the couch just before he could get a hold of your hand.

You can hear him breathing heavily as he kicks his shoes off while closing the door. He walked over to you, sitting down beside you then his hand grabbed your chin. "Give me a kiss." You shook your head no as you tried pulling your head away from his grip. "Stop playing around moochie. Kiss me." You refused him. He sighed as he drew closer to you and roughly tugged at your head and forcefully (well not entirely) kissed you on your lips.

"Stop," you mumbled as you pulled away from him. You made an attempt to get up, but he caught your wrist and pulled you into his lap. "Let me go."

"No, you need to talk to me, what's gotten in between us? Why are you acting like this?" He asked as he wrapped his hand around your waist and pulled you into his body even more.

"You know what you did Gojo, so stop acting as if you don't," you said as you tried your hardest to not laugh at him, even though you were dying on the inside.

"Well, I don't and I'm not pretending," he said as he pulled you into him even more. You silently gasped when you felt his bulge pressed under your butt. He was freaking hard and by the way, he was squeezing you squeezing against him, you knew you had little time left before he just snapped. "Aren't you going to talk to me Y/N? Did I do something to upset you yesterday?"

"Like you don't know," you said to him and you watched as he clenched his jaw. You watched as he tried his hardest to think about what the hell he might have done to upset his girlfriend. He's smart, you know he'll figure it out even though it was just for a prank.

"Are you upset that you saw me with my ex?" And there it is. Now you have to get your acting game on.

You quickly hopped off his lap and folded your arms across your chest. "You know how I feel when you're around her."

His brow twitched and he stood up, he tried grabbing onto you but you moved quickly and went behind the sofa. "Moochie, I thought we already talked about this. Nothing is going on between us."

"Really, so if nothing is going on between you two, then why is she calling at four in the morning? Why are you alone with her in the library? Or even that coffee shop down the street away from our campus?"

He shook his head and jumped over the couch. He was able to get a hold of you and he pulled you towards him until you were pressed against his chest. He tilted his head down to look down at you since you were so small. "Moochie, I've already explained that our professor paired us together. Are you breaking up with me because of my ex?"

"Yes… You know how I feel about her," you said as you forced a tear to fall out of your eye.

"Seriously Moochie."

"Yes. I see how she looks at you. I see the way she makes you laugh. Don't think I don't notice how your voice changes when you have conversations with her," you said to him. "You still allow her to touch you. I mean if that's who you want to be with then fine." This is a whole load of crap.

He could believe what he was hearing and if you didn’t know better you could say that he's mad at you for thinking that he even wanted to be around his ex. He only was friendly because he wanted to get his assignment done, he didn't like it when she touched him. He'd shrug her hand off him. He doesn't care if his ex batted her eyes at him a hundred times. He only had his eyes on you.

"Go be with your ex Gojo…"

"Stop talking," he said he let you go and pushed you gently towards the more. "To know you had so many doubts in me. To think that you'll ever think that I'll go back to my ex Y/N. The audacity you have to question my loyalty to you, my love for you. Get inside the fucking room."

Alright, it's about time you tell him that it was a prank. You swallowed when you saw him step closer to you.

"Get in the room," he said. Yeah, angry sex time. You shook your head no and it only made him grab your throat, not too harsh, with just enough pressure to feel a bit lightheaded. He began walking you backward until you were in your room. He pushed you on the bed, locked the door then he went to shut your windows. Yeah, he's going to fuck you up.

GOODBYE LEGS.

He slipped his shirt off then proceeded to climb on the bed and before he could attack your neck with his hot, angry kisses, you shouted out. "It's a prank, Gojo. It's a prank."

"What?" He questioned. You quickly slipped yourself from under him, then you went to pick up the hidden camera inside your room. You saw when he rolled his eyes before looking away. "Seriously Moochie. This is not funny, I thought you were about to break up with me because of my ex."

"Please as if I'll ever break up with my pretty boyfriend," you giggled as you sat beside him and fixed the camera on both of you. "Give me a kiss."

"No," he said as he pouted. "It's not funny, baby, don't ever prank me again babe."

"Awe, but I am going to prank you," you said with a giggle. He rolled his eyes before looking back at the camera. "Alright, guys I hope you enjoy this video. Please make sure to give this video a big thumbs up… subscribe and share with your friends."

Gojo pulled out his phone from his sweatpants and quickly went on YouTube to look for the most recent video. "As you guys know we give post notification shout-outs and the end of every video and today's shout-out goes too @damn-geto. Thanks for the support, we appreciate it." He placed his phone down on the bed then looked at you. "Baby, I need you to take care of this."

"Take care of what?" You asked. He pointed at the front of his sweatpants. You looked down and smiled when you saw his cock straining against the fabric. "No worries. I got you," you said before flipping your skirt up.

He bit his lips and grabbed your thigh with his hand, he leaned in to kiss you but you stopped him. "Let's finish the outro."

"Just turn off the camera. We can do that later," he said as he tried taking the camera from you but you stopped him.

"Ok guys, I'm gonna go take care of Satoru. Please remember to comment, share and subscribe to our channel. Also, remember to follow all our social media, it is in the description box below."

"Babe, come on," Gojo whined before trying to take the camera from you again.

"If you want a chance to get a shout out in our next video you know what to do… haha Toru (he was kissing your neck) I've got to go guys bye."

And as soon as you stopped recording, Gojo had you naked on the bed with his head between your legs and his tongue hungrily devouring your juicy cunt. Let's just say that Gojo made sure your legs didn't work the next time.

He made sure to take him time, thrusting his cock inside you, making sure you feel every vein on his throbbing cock. He made you ride him until your legs hurt. He didn't have angry sex with you, but it was damn similar because when he was done. You fell asleep with your body trembling from the amount of orgasm he gave you.

He made sure you remembered his name, and he made sure that you know how much he loves you. He fuck you and the video he posted with your leg trembling on his Instagram stories only minutes after he edited and upload the video on you, will forever remind you that he fucked you up.

"Look at this guy's, her legs don't work anymore. Baby put it up, put it up," yup and you laughed as you watched how you struggled to show your legs.

Malleus: Love, it is me or our child looks... silly?

Malleus: There's not a single thought behind those eyes.

Their baby: *dragon noises*

MC: That's how you know that he's really your child.

Their baby: *happy dragon noises*

Malleus: ...

Malleus: *pouts*

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

[x]

yawn (yawn)

Deuce isn't gonna have nightmares about this at all I promise.

Calling Them By Their Full Name

OPLA Headcannons! I thought htis was a funny little thing lol. Anyway enjoy

Warnings: slight mentions of nsfw topics but nothing too serious

Sorry for any spelling errors!

Luffy

-ohhhhh that did not sound like your usual happy, loving voice.

-he knows he fucked up and now he’s hiding from your wrath.

-“MONKEY D. LUFFY, GET YOUR ASS IN THIS KITCHEN. NOW.”

-you could hear a pen drop from how quiet the ship got

-ok so maybe he ate that super expensive, super special dessert you had been saving for a while now. And like, it was going to go bad! All he wanted was a little taste! Than a taste turned into accidentally eating the whole thing.

-He was gonna tell you, honest! But it had proven obvious you found out before he could. He seen you round the corner with RAGe on your face and tears in your eyes.

-"TRAITOR!" You yell, throwing a tired punch to his chest.

-“I’m sorry mami, I’ll find you another one. Promise.” He hums, peppering your face with kisses, squeezing your face between his palms when he did.

-There’s no way you could stay mad at him for long

Zoro

-whoa whoa whoa why are you so ANNNGRY

-hated when you call him by his full name like that, makes him feel like a child being reprimanded

-“RORONOA GODDAMN ZORO.” You boom, Nami’s jaw dropping at the sound. Even she could tell you were pissed

-he’s the sassiest mf alive so he’ll probably just be like, “who the hell are talking to woman?!”

-“You’re a real piece of work you know that??” You’re still yelling and he wastes no time rolling his eyes at you and grabbing you by your waist, the action shutting you up.

“Wanna stop yelling and be a big girl and tell me what’s wrong?” He teases, that stupid smirk you love falling over his features at your speechlessness.

-It’s not often you say his full make but when you do he makes sure you’ll never forget it that same night.

-“Say my name baby, real loud.” He groans, a hand around your throat to steady spent body as he slams back into you

Sanji

-I know thats not a cigarette i smell Vinsmoke Sanji."

-awe hell. Yout tone is deadly. he tried he damndest to stomp it out before you rounded the corner but nope.

-You never use his full name like that. Never.

-did he just get chills?

-"Of course not my love!" He lies throigh his teeth but before he can say anything ese you re lips are on his, you fist gripping the fabric of his shirt.

-He knew he was caught, the taste of tobacco mixing with your usual mint. You pull away, smoothing his shirt out with a warning smile.

-"Don’t lie to me again, I’ll always know when you do, Black Leg." You explain , taking the small cardboard box from his pocket and walking off.

-Even though it was ment as a threat, he couldn't help but feel hotter than ususal. God he loved it when you talked all serious to him.

Bonus: Mihawk

-You know better than to use his full name. Orr to even call him anything besides the usual endearing pet name.

-So when he hears his name called with nothing short of rage, hes trying to figure out who you think you’re talking to.

-"Dracule. Mihawk." You spit, holding the empty bottle in your hand

-Ok so your rage was warented cause he managed to drink the entire vintage bottle of wine you'd been saving...it wasn’t like it was on purpose!

-He doesn’t even bother to look up from his book, just barely giving you a slight glance when you were right in front of him, pointing to the bottle.

-"Id watch your tone darling." he warns, smirking at the way you purse your lips and turn away with a fierce attitude he'd be sure to deal with later.

-“Oh shove it up your ass Dracule.” You scoff, trying to quicken your pace but failing when he’s already behind you, his much larger hand holding your wrist as you yelp.

-His look says it all. You’re screwed.

-So now you’re sitting pretty, bent over and counting each time his hand meets the sore and slightly reddened flesh of your ass.

-“Now, what’s my name again darling?”

Captains Favorite

IMAGINE: CAPTAIN'S FAVORITE GENRE: FLUFF WARNINGS: NONE *************************

It was a well known fact that you and Luffy were extremely close. I mean, you did grow up with him. Getting in trouble, running around, eating any food that was in sight. If Luffy was around, then you would be around for sure as well. 

Luffy honestly likes to have you in the same vicinity as him. It was almost comforting to have you near him. 

To the rest of the crewmates, it was almost a bit weird. They didn’t notice it at first, but it wasn’t until you were separated from Luffy is when they noticed it. The biggest thing was that he refused to go on an adventure or eat a snack without you there. 

That’s when the teasing started as well. 

Saying that you were the Captains favorite. They only tease you about it though. Each time causing your face to burn a bright red. 

However, the one time that they teased you in front of Luffy- his response shocked the whole crew.

“Here (y/n)! Have some of this. It’s really good!” Luffy says while plopping some of his food onto your plate. You smile at him, “thanks! Try some of this too.” You say while giving him some of your food. 

You then hear some snickering, causing you to look over at Usopp. “What’s funny?” Nami asks him. “It’s nothing really. It just makes sense that Luffy would share his food with (y/n). Since they are the Captain's favorite.” 

As soon as you heard those words, your face turned into a slight pink from embarrassment. You didn’t know why you were embarrassed… it just felt like you got caught doing something. 

“Well yeah!” Luffy says, causing everyone to look at him, “of course they’re my favorite. They’re my partner after all, sshhiiishhiishii.” He says laughing and your eyes widen at his words.

“Eh??!!” Everyone shouts from shock at this newfound information. You let out a small groan, head falling into your hands. 

You heard a loud cry from Sanji, “how come he gets some, and I don’t?!” “Because no one wants you.” Zoro cuts in.

Luffy just continues to laugh, “I’ve been getting some for a while now.” He says and a small shriek leaves your lips from his words. Some of your crewmates' jaws drop in shock. 

“Luffy!”