Jokes On You. Shape Shifting.

Jokes on you. Shape shifting.

Turn into an animal no one wants anything to do with. Or into an animal in a very weird spot.

I feel normal about this

THEY SWITCH

I took 3 d6 brain damage and let me tell you, they all hit 6

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.

I think instead of saying like, Florida man, they should format it like this

"Insert state, province or country" then follow it up with "creature, bastard, smartass, asshole, clown" or whatever vibe fits the person

Bonus points if before adding the location they add something like "Dubious".

Dubious Florida gremlin breaks into a gas station, chews up all the gum and puts it back into the original containers.

Gandalf casts FUCKING YEET