I Think Instead Of Saying Like, Florida Man, They Should Format It Like This

I think instead of saying like, Florida man, they should format it like this

"Insert state, province or country" then follow it up with "creature, bastard, smartass, asshole, clown" or whatever vibe fits the person

Bonus points if before adding the location they add something like "Dubious".

Dubious Florida gremlin breaks into a gas station, chews up all the gum and puts it back into the original containers.

I took 3 d6 brain damage and let me tell you, they all hit 6

I don't think women can be funny. I wouldn't consider myself a misogynist or even transphobe, as so often comes with my ideology (All genders deserve equal pay and voting rights of course.) Transgender people in my eye are a little complicated because there is nonbinary and such, but generally "binaries" in regards to transgender people fall into their cisgender counterparts' categories. This is also a possible way to determine someone's "true gender" (if a man is not funny it is likely she will come out as transgender in the future.) I have seen female comedians and such but they have a different way of carrying themselves that tells me they do not know how to make a joke. Discovering your blog has been interesting to me because you seem to understand comedy much better than other females. Maybe you're not quite to the gold standard that men have achieved and perhaps your prowess is due to the Internet being a different medium but you have merit that many don't. Consider a career in screenwriting.

Power move.

relationship goals

Have you seen this man? I would love this

Pov: You are Sam's partner

I can see bri'ish Miku holding it the wrong way without noticing.

I have also heard that doing that fucking sucks.

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

I don't mind the people of China, 9/10 they just trying to live like the rest of us.

It's the god damn CCP and that Winnie the Pooh looking ass that I have a McFucking problem with.

jesus they werent kidding huh