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GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

Dan saying “I have a big tiger in my pants.” in French. 

The Signs Lost In The Woods

Aries: takes time to enjoy doing all the crazy shit you can get away with in secluded areas, but eventually gets bored and throws a hissy fit

Taurus: makes it into a camping trip and genuinely enjoys the scenery, until the mosquitos arrive to claim their territory

Gemini: is extremely snippy until they find a way out because no outside world no communication and no wifi

Cancer: definitely terrified and hiding under a tree until someone finds a path out and comes to get them

Leo: laughing a lot because of how ridiculous the situation is, but ultimately just wonders why they came into the woods in the first place

Virgo: is panicking hysterically but somehow manages to get everyone out safely within five minutes

Libra: doesn't really care about the bugs or annoying weather, and just wants to make sure their friends don't get eaten by bears

Scorpio: is really fed up by everything and everyone and storms off to go sleep under a tree until they feel like looking for a way out

Sagittarius: runs off and explores every nook and cranny of the woods, more interested in the adventure than getting out

Capricorn: makes a plan for a steady return, but gets pissy when someone calls it stupid and goes to sulk in a tree

Aquarius: is super annoyed but tries to kill time by taking a bunch of pictures of leaves and searching for cute animals

Pisces: cries and screams because "this is scary" and "what if we never make it back"