My Math Teacher Tried To Hit On Another Teacher

my math teacher tried to hit on another teacher

Dan saying “I have a big tiger in my pants.” in French. 

Beware fictional crushes.

The Signs as Art School Experiences

Aries: paper that costs +$7 a sheet. you have to buy 5 but the teacher only has you use 2

Taurus: is this ink, paint, ketchup, or blood? you haven't been working, eating, or around sharp objects

Gemini: the sound of the drawing class one floor above you dragging furniture around as they rearrange to make room for a live model or still life

Cancer: there's a drunk student crying in the hallway at 3AM because he's not good at writing english paper outlines

Leo: you wanted to shoot your animation? too bad. all the FlipBook stations are either broken or occupied

Virgo: goddammit the live model is fucking hot

Libra: a building full of students desperately clicking save on various drawing/rendering/animating programs the second they hear thunder

Scorpio: "am I the only one who read the instructions or did I do the project completely wrong?"

Sagittarius: the drawing teacher drawing over your work then criticizing their changes as if they were your marks on critique day

Capricorn: the fucking freshman bus

Aquarius: Drinking your paint/ink water because you thought it was your coffee

Pieces:"it's a statement about society and youth culture"