An Au Where The Foxes Didnt Find Out About Andreil In Baltimore And Theyre Totally Oblivious To It Despite

an au where the foxes didn’t find out about andreil in baltimore and they’re totally oblivious to it despite andrew and neil being anything but subtle

they don’t figure it out until neil is chilling with matt in the girls’ room. dan ordered takeout and allison put on some raunchy 90’s romcom that no one’s really paying attention to

matt turns to neil and asks “so how’s andrew?” it’s been a year and a half, after all, and the monsters have calmed down somewhat following the aftermath of last year, so surely andrew still can’t be messing with neil?

neil, not realizing matt was asking if andrew was still bothering him and hadn’t clocked that literally no one has picked up on the fact that andrew and neil don’t really hate each other let alone have been in a relationship for the past year replies, “i think i’m in love with him.”

matt just fucking chokes on his orange chicken

“Nooo don’t murder half of the population you’re so sexy aha”

- probably magiano at some point

you: enzo and adelina!!!

me, an intellectual: enzo and raffaele

neil breaking through andrew's walls:

so. i just read a little life. i will never be happy or smile again (not a joke)

theguardian.com you cant just SAY things like that to me im gonna have a fucking MELTDOWN now