Realize Swiftly To Fish By The Security Of Daylight And To Rest Frequently, In Order To Avoid Encountering

Realize swiftly to fish by the security of daylight and to rest frequently, in order to avoid encountering the false ship, and other such things the townsfolk find troublesome to speak of. I watch the clock diligently and always try to keep a familiar port within eye view by the time dusk looms over my vessel. For a while, things go smoothly and I all but conquer the Marrows.

Eventually, I make my way to a rocky and cliff-surrounded bay in the south. A new, exciting area with new fish, quests, and fresh faces. Whatever new dangers there will be, I have learned that in the light with a clear mind, I will be safe. Besides, the waters here are shallow and the path between the cliffs narrow and close to respite. Eager to explore before the sunset, of course I molly on into one of those passageways.

As soon as I dare to begin dredging the waters for their treasures, the mountains themselves rumble and quake with a rising growl. Out of an enormous underwater hole I paid no attention to before, a monstrous, cyclopian eel with a maw that puts the anglerfish to shame slinks out. One glowing, hellish eye locks onto me as it misses the first lunge and I crash into the rock face in a panic. It’s broad daylight. I have what amounts to a nautical turbo boost ability now, but to use it in that tight maze of cliffs could end me faster than the serpent. When I maneuver back into the bay, barely outpacing it, it still chases me on past the docks before it gives up.

playing dredge. sailing around at night. see another ship on the water blaring its horn and beelining at me. think wtf and start heading back to the dock bc im not prepared for whatever this interaction is gonna be. the ship is much faster than me but thats ok, im pretty close to shore.

ship gets within viewing distance. the horn sounds kinda off. the lights in the windows don't look much like windows any more. there's a weird and distinctly un-ship-like shape under the water.

it's not a fucking boat. it's a fish pretending to be a boat. a big fucking fish chasing after me trying to trick me into thinking it's a fellow fisherman. when i get into range of the dock it shies away from the light and darts back underwater so fast it's like it was never there. i close the fucking game and never open it again.

thinking about david firth's health reminder again

@cackled0g *finishes snorting all of the new content*

Key points

• the new monster is so incredibly smoochable what a handsome lad

Just MWAH

• (bangs into glacier) ah fuck (another bang) Get it together oh my- (hits waterspout) godDAMNIT

• FUCK that colossal squid aberrant 🖕

• I swear to god sometimes I feel like the traveling lady is the actual main character and I’m just the fish selling npc. What magic powers did she sell someone’s soul for?

• heeehee, creb :y

• I have like $6000 and nothing to spend it on

• When does the narwhal appear? 👀 !📷

:( There isn’t any narwhal, is there?

So glad my queue is still running on because I bought Dredge only like less than 72 hours ago, and I’ve already mowed through both endings, all the side quests, and nearly the whole world encyclopedia. This goddamn game has grabbed me by the sphenoid, wriggled its vivacious little tendrils through my brain, and pulled me under. There is no damn sign of escape or breath any moment soon, but I can’t say it isn’t a fun ride.

moral orel fans be like "this character's lore is so sad 😢" and the character's name is iam a. stopmotionpuppet.

Reason #27 for why Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars is my favorite IZ episode

Omg Zim is so mad here. Like, mad mad. I know him probably actually having less than sharp auditory senses might be a part of it but it actually looks like he heard Dib loud and clear the first time, just literally about blew a fuse once that information hit his brain for processing. Look at how he just clenches his whole body in a seething, twitching rage when he got that answer. He’s audibly vibrating in anger even for a few moments after he shuts up. Dib he’s listening to you, just actually pissed off beyond coherent thought right now.

Also lmao

It’s hologram communication and Dib freaking got startled enough by that last one to flinch his hands up in defense