If I Were Dib Honestly I Wouldnt Be Doing TikTok Prank Antics With Zim Like Throwing Lunch Meats And

If I were Dib honestly I wouldn’t be doing TikTok prank antics with Zim like throwing lunch meats and cheese slices at his head when he’s not looking I’d be pelting that bastard with commercial pesticides based off whatever hunch about his biology entered my mind. There’s so much room for REAL investigative science here, like learning what happens when Irken skin comes into contact with DDT or triadimefon.

I FINALLY WENT SLIPPING DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE AS WELL AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WILDER

I’m still trying desperately to find an entire pdf or copy of the script itself but the fragments and other details I’m getting from different articles just, were worth adding on their own

The cherry on top that’s bringing me undone rn is how they really committed to The Unknown, like, actually having some creepy evil character reveal himself from behind a mirror (clip below on r/oddlyterrifying)

and it just scared the shit out of the children because of course that would

This story is one of the most bizarre I've ever come across

Another thing to love about “Tak, the Hideous New Girl” was

Every one of the core main characters playing an equally necessary and coordinated role in saving the Earth,

Zim leading Tak and Mimi away from the magma pump as a diversion,

allowing Dib (who would have been bodied had he tried to square with them head-on) to single handedly shut down the building before the planet was irreversibly cleaned out.

Meanwhile Gaz remains at the base in order to utilize GIR (who if left alone is not able to keep himself on task or come up with a smart way to help) as a way to remotely sabotage Tak,

Which allowed Zim (who was almost certainly going to lose that aerial fight otherwise, not up for debate) to deal the finishing blow and give Tak the boot.

If any one of them had stood by or failed in what part they decided to play, this entire thing would have been a bust, and Tak’s plan would have succeeded. It elevates the episode by involving the whole main character group successfully working together to accomplish something AND it demonstrates just how much of a threat Tak herself was that this was what was needed to take her down. Absolutely season finale worthy.

Your posts are in an AI model

and then Tumblr decided to sell them to AI models.

Now, don't get me wrong, tumblr selling out the users to AI companies is bad, yes, they shouldn't do that. It sucks.

but don't lets get this confused: your posts were already in there. Tumblr selling them is about tumblr making some money and about the AI models having more exhaustive post collections. It's not about your posts being in an AI model, vs not being in one. That battle has already been lost.

Can you find your post on google? Then it's almost certainly in an AI model already. Think about it: These AI sites showed up before all the sites were making deals to sell their users' content, right? How do you think they built them in the first place?

They scraped the posts. Just like google and bing and such do when they build their search indexes.

It's a fundamental part of how the open web works: you want your posts on tumblr to be visible to users, right? You want them to be readable?* Like, look how much stuff broke when twitter changed their whole read-while-not-logged-in policy, ruining a bunch of thread links/NSFW links. And if it's visible, it's scrapable. That's what the AI models were built on.

I've done website scraping before (not for AI models, of course. I was doing search engines and website archival), this is just how it works. You hire a few relatively smart CS graduates and tell them "build me a scraper that'll give us a bunch of tumblr posts" and they go off for a month or two and come back with a database of a few billion posts, and you stuff that into your AI model. That's how they got all the deviantart and flickr and twitter and pinterest and so on posts. They didn't pay for them: they just took them.

They only ever pay for this shit because either:

they fucked up in such a way that the site might be able to sue them for taking rather than paying

They can buy them cheaper than they can finish taking them. Maybe they'd need to pay the CS grads for an extra month? well, that might be more expensive than just throwing the site a couple hundred thousand bucks.

ANYWAY: my point is, don't treat this "oh no tumblr is selling our posts to AI" like it's a big thing that might happen and it would be bad to happen. Yes, it's bad, tumblr shouldn't do this, this'll let AI models get continual updates of content for far easier than just scraping them would be, tumblr betrayed user trust, and so on...

but realistically, this is not a black and white matter of "if only tumblr didn't do this, then we'd be safe from AI models!"

Nope. We already lost that battle. I'm sorry, and it does suck, but that's just how it is. The avalanche has already started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote. * I'm assuming here that you don't run a private blog that's set to only followers or something. You'd be safer then, of course, but you're not really my target audience for this rant

IM SCREAMING SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID AN EDIT

Honestly feel like he’s liable to purposefully do that at random for no other reason than to fuck with them. By year 109? That’s old shit as far as tricks go. But to do so in a god’s honest hysterical fit?

One of the creepiest things about AM to me the more of this story I consume (from text to original reading to radio drama) the stronger and stronger I am sold on the perception that this robot is more or less in a constant state of “losing his shit”. Not once since the beginning of the story was his shit even together to begin with.

Like, he is terrifyingly emotional but in a way that is so exaggerated and sustained it is inhumanly tortured rather than inhumanly mechanical. His singular expression is a giddy and manic one, but in the sense of a person literally so consumed in white hot rage that it flips them into that scary ass “paradoxical grin” state. He laughs, cackles at them all the time, in a way that looks like a kid with a magnifying glass laughing at ants but actually gets almost pitiable the more you note his behavior. I don’t think AM is really in touch with his pain enough to cry for the humans, and making them suffer a constant agony seems to be the outlet by which he is channeling his own. He screams through them and at them with actions and experiences no sound alone could ever come a fraction of a hair close to communicating what he actually wants to.

do you think AM ever loses his shit and just starts crying and screaming on the PA system (which may beam directly into the brain? the jury is still out) and the humans know they can't acknowledge it in any way or they'll get locked in the lemonade razorblade rotisserie for a week