Mspeevee - Splatoon Made Me Gay, Sky:COTL Made Me Trans

IF GARFIELD WERE A CATGIRL SHE'D BE FAT!!!!!! SHE'D BE FUCKING FAT!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T FUCKING MAKE GARFIELD SKINNY!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARFIELD IS THE ANTITHESIS OF SKINNINESS!!!!!!!! GOD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HURT YOU REALLY REALLY BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT SHE'S FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS

So my girlfriend's girlfriend, (an Australian) and I (Murican) were talking about showers, and a bit of culture shock ensued, so now I'm making this poll. If you vote, please reblog with your answer and where you're from in the tags, I'm really curious if this is a culture thing, or if there's something else going on.

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat