Once Again I Am Reminding Folks To Stay The Hell Off Twitter, That Shit Gives You Mental Illness

Once again I am reminding folks to stay the hell off Twitter, that shit gives you mental illness

Op has been raised by cats

my mom's trying to make me catch a bird i'm confused

TRANS SWAG

Years ago you came up with a nonsensical code phrase that you would use if you ever went back in time and needed to convince yourself of who you were. You never wrote it down or told anyone what it was. Today a young woman you’ve never met walks up to you on the sidewalk and speaks the phrase.

HIS ASS IS NOT FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

Cayde-6 from Destiny is Forklift Certified!

Me reading through the Whumptober fic I’m working on:

Yep, that’s him

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]